The boys cheered as they prepared camping gear, eager to go on a camping weekend. "Boys! We leave for survival training in one minute!" Splinter called from the turtle tank. "Survival training? I thought we were going camping?" Mikey cringed.
"Its basically camping, but you learn which bugs are the yummiest, and how to drink your own sweat!" The rat called back, disappearing into the tank. The boys groaned, continuing to pile their things into the tank.
"Thanks april, sunita and y/n for holding down the fort while we're out for what I formerly thought was gonna be a fun weekend." Leo groaned. I gave him a sympathetic smile, opening my arms and allowing the turtle to lean his weight on me, head on my shoulder.
Comfortingly patting his shell, we listened to how donnie instructed us to take care of shelldon, and how to give him a little scritch behind the 'ears'. "Don't worry." Sunita calmed. "We gotcha covered!"
"Boys! In the tank! Lets go lets go! Move it move it!" Leo released me to sulk into the tank along with his brothers, and I blew him a kiss before the tank door shut. I looked at my friends with a grin, fluffy clambering out of my bag and onto my head.
"Girl's night!" We all cheered, arms over eachothers shoulders as we walked into the lair. We didn't see the turtle tank's tires and exits covered by metal plating after we left the garage, nor did we hear the 'twenty four hour lockdown initiated'
We were focused on watching a crowd chant 'sauce that hog' on the projector april grinned seeing a secret concert on her phone. "Digg is doin a secret concert downtown. We are going!" "You dont wanna see this? It took these mountain men six months to craft that sauce." I chuckled at their debating. "Sounds fun" I tossed in my opinion.
"You need more than barbecue tv in your life, girl." April said. "Grab your cloaking brooch and lets go!" We all gathered our things, I placed fluffy in my bag and we prepared to set off. "Let us rock and roll!"
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The theatre was loud in the perfect way, music felt as if it was shaking our very beings as we all had the time of our lives in the mosh pit. As I was tossed on a sea of people, I didn't see april or sunita, so I shrugged figuring they were just out of sight.
After the song ended I found them in an alley, sunitas cloaking brooch was stolen and we were all planning on getting that jerk that took it. "Don't worry, we'll find that brooch if it's the last thing we do." I reassured sunita, fluffy giving a growl of agreement.
"Its too bad your turtle friends are off in the woods.." sunita said, and I nod. "We don't need them though, girl power!" I cheered, making both them smile. "Now lets get that jerk!"
-in the tank-
"April! Sunita! Y/n!" Despite the group's yelling, nothing could be heard outside of the turtle tank. "Im tankophobic, help!" Raph yelled. "Why did I soundproof the tank." Donnie sulked. "Ill try the horn!" Raph punched the horn, but even as it blared, nobody was around to hear it.
"Why did I soundproof the garage!"
-with the lovely ladies-
Sunita covered herself with aprils jacket as april pedaled her bike, I hitched a ride with one of the boy's skateboards by holding onto the bike and rolling along.
"Rumor has it any stolen brooch in the tri state area ends up coming through here." April grinned. "The brooch district." April began getting info from a vendor while sunita and I waited. "We've got your back." I chirped from the skateboard. "And we didn't even need to bother the turtles on their serious training mission." April added.
-in the tank-
Raph hit the dash with a flurry of punches wbjle mikey was surrounded with marshmallows, donnie trying to use the computer to get a way out with splinter while leo was curled up in a ball on the floor, holding his legs.
As sunita got us past the guard checkpoint, we accidentally walked into a set filming the weather channel, I ducked out of the way as sunita blended into the green screen leaving april the only one visable.
Some intern busted in after april had accidentally been hired as a weather reporter, going on about a shows host getting replaced. On the screen we saw sunita's brooch, and we all nod to eachother with determination.
On the kondescending kitchen stage. "This is bad." April muttered. "Thats meat sweats, hes a crazy dangerous mutant and thanks to me he's using your grand googly's brooch to disguise himself." April fretted.
Fluffy growled from my arms as we watched the disguised mutant polish said brooch with a smirk. "That's right dears, rupert swagart has returned as your beloved, defiled host," The man spoke. "Of kondescending kitchen. Applaud me!"
"But what about that freak accident that made you look monstrously pigish?" The lady who had hired April asked, clutching her clipboard.
"Hollywood magic. The details of my demise were greatly exaggerated." The crowd went wild as the man spoke. "Now that im back behind the counter, what time is it friends?"
"Its time to unleash the flavor!" He and the crowd yell in unison. As meat sweats lined up the contestants, we began to plan. April donned garb of a contestant chef while I hid in the crowd with fluffy wrapped up like a baby, disguised in case the plan went awry.
At aprils overly spiced dish, his face almost steamed. "What is this wretched unleashed flavor?" He hissed. "Oh, its just an old family recipe called TOO MUCH HOT SAUCE." With him distracted april snatched the brooch right off of the chef.
With the mutants true identity revealed we took off and left the studio, with an angered mutant pig hot on our heels. "This way!" April called as we sprinted after her. We duck behind a box. "Im so sorry sunita, none of this woulda happened if I hadn't dragged us all out." April frowned.
"Are you kidding me? You're amazing!" Sunita ranted for a little "but this has been one of the most exciting nights of my life!" She smiled. Our cover was crushed by meat sweat's weapon so be ducked back pelting him with bite sized snacks from a table.
Sunita blew a goo cannon from her arm as I hurled fluffy, knocking the mutant over. With him distracted, I grabbed fluffy back and we ran past him while dodging through several stages.
"End of the line, lassies. 'Nufs enough." The mutant smirked. "Is it?" April sassed. "You smell that girls?" She asked and we nod, busting through the double door behind us.
He grabbed april and sunita each in a hand, and I had prepared to bite his ankle or something when lights turned on and he dropped them. We were on the barbecue show we had seen in the lair!
"Sauce that hog! Sauce that hog!" A mob closed in on the mutant pig. We snuck out through the door we entered, high fiving with grins.
"Best girls night ever!"
-in the lair-
'Twenty four hour lockdown, complete' the turtle tank's wheels and door was unlocked. In a heap, the turtles and splinter fell out, cheering over their regained freedom.
I waved to leo, who began to run at me with outstretched arms and a smile with tears in his eyes.
"Back from your trip already? Howd it go?" April started before eyeing a red button on the wall next to her. "Ooh, whats this do?" She pressed it and the garage door slammed shut in front of us while a robotic voice spoke.
'Twenty four hour garage lockdown activated'
Something slammed into the other side of the metal door and I wince, before april and sunita high five and drag me off yelling 'girls night two!'
