a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp

2 ➼ Emo Sacrifice

"yo, what if WE sacrificed him instead?" they suggested. "OH BET" yelled wukock without hesitation. "WHAT" said MK. "yeah!!! can you move? I need to place him where you are..." mayor said while picking up AM. Wukock dragged himself and MK out of the way. "i can walk, yknow" MK argued. "im aware" wukock replied. Mayor put AM in the middle and watched them die.

"alright, now what? do we chant or something?" he asked. "i think so, surprisingly ive never done a ritual before" wukock replied. "i know someone who has!!!!!!!!" MK yelled out. "who?" wukock asked. MK then sprinted across the city, picking up redson and running back, then placing him on the ground- all in 1 nanosecond.

"what 😰 this kid must have drank Monster Energy! [not sponsored]" said mayor. MK then chugged an entire can, then quickly hid it. "whaatt? no ofc not!!!" he yell-said. "HMMMMMMM.....alright!" mayor believed him.

"anyways, this is the lil anger man that knows how to do rituals!!!!!!1!!!!!!" MK said, pointing at redson. "🧍" said redson. "anyways anger demon man, please help us sacrifice my insane art clone" MK pleaded. "you woke me up for THIS?! 💀 q" redson yelled. "yes" MK replied.

"and...why are you....SACRIFICE??? YOUR CLONE??? WHAT?! THAT'S BASICALLY JUST SAYING SACRIFICE YOU IN A WAY?? I THINK?" redson yelled again, very confused. "L" said mayor. "well, technically yeah, but we're just sacrificing my clone, so not really" said MK. "what 😬" said redson.

"anyways PLEASE HELP US SACRIFICE HI..ME FOR APPARENTLY TRYING TO SACRIFICE ME" MK pleaded again. "what ever, what DO you need help with 'EXACTLY'...?! wait THEY TRIED TO SACRIFICE YOU?! this...I wasn't expecting to wake up to you, and your clone, trying to sacrifice each other.... 💀" redson was still confused af. "this is hillarious" mayor said. "we don't know how to sacrifice" MK said.

"It looks like you got the basics down, tried just mumbling random noises then using the dagger again? I have no clue what your trying to sacrifice them to, or summon... 🤨" redson said. "me neither. uhhh who are we sacrificing him to??" MK asked wukock and mayor. wukock shrugged. "uhhhhh....no clue! I thought you knew" said mayor.

"ok let's sacrifice him to umm macock" MK suggested. "i don't think that's a good idea 🧍‍♂️" wukock said nervously. "why not?" MK asked. "i doubt itd work, and if it will it'd probably summon them instead" wukock explained. "good point.. but worth a shot!!!!!!" MK said. "💀" said wukock. "yeah great idea!" said mayor.

"ok fine. guess were somehow sacrificing him to macock 💀" said wukock. "so let's sacrifice him to makock!" mayor said. "......somehow" wukock added. "can I...go back to sleep? I was RUDELY WOKEN UP!!" redson complained. "It's day time" mayor pointed out. "exactly, you vampire. now how the heck do we sacrifice someone to an emo monki" MK asked.

"probably say something like, this being is a gift to you, makock....or something! I'M NOT A VAMPIRE?? I DON'T THINK I AM??" redson explained. "i guess their legal name is now macock. anyways thanks, now go back to sleep, vampire." wukock said. "SCREW YOU WEIRD STINKY MONKIE PEASANT THING!!!!!" redson yelled before stomping off. "IM NOT A PEASANT, YOU PEASANT-! anyways i guess we do that now" wukock said.

"L, yeah I guess...who is saying it? or do we all? 🧍‍♂️" mayor asked. "im guessing we all say it considering we're all sacrificing him" wukock replied. MK was just epicly sitting ontop of AM. "ugh, fine!!" mayor replied. "ok, ready?" wukock asked, not realising that both MKs were in the pentagram. "yes! let's get it over with! I have gay-MAYOR stuff to do!! I need to, do mayor stuff. so. Hurry up" mayor said. "gayass. anyways" wukock inhaled. "THIS BEING IS A GIFT TO YOU, MACOCK!!!!!!" he yelled. "uh...YEAH, THIS BEING IS A GIFT TO YOU, MAKOCK...haha,...kock L" mayor yelled.