what if i actually tried to finish this book. also this book will be terribly written on this part cuz the very start of the rp wasn't serious at all. anyways
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A baby sat in the middle of the streets. Suddenly, a voice came from beside it. "Is that a baby?"and the person dropkicked it. It was Wukock!!!! Wonder what he was doing over here. Probably dropkicking fetuses. "MY SON!!" A man screamed gayly. It was Mayor!!!! "L" said wukock. "LISTEN HERE YOU 🤬" said mayor.
"Im listening, and i actually have ears. You don't have any bozo." said wukock. "dont have what?" asked mayor. "ears dumbass" replied wukock. "I have uhh...ears.." said mayor. "Where?" asked wukock. "uhhh....up your ass! L" said mayor. ".....what." said wukock. "shut up I'm doing art" said a voice. It was Art MK (AM)!!!!! And in the background, a similar boy was hitting the griddy. It was MK!!!!
"L, who needs ears? I can still hear you know!" mayor said "how can you guys even hear without ears" wukock questioned. "I think our ears are...2d or something..." replied mayor. "ok but where are they" asked wukock while AM painted a pentagram. "on the side of my head? duh! i think.." mayor replied. "fair" wukock nodded.
Suddenly, MK stopped hitting the griddy. "ooo, a totally-not-for-a-ritual pentagram!!!!!!!!" He said, stepping into the middle of the pentagram. "FINALLY, I CAN BE THE ONLY ONE I mean uh...not the ONLY ONE in this....Party I made?" am said. "party? ur meant to be doing arts and crafts not partying, that's a different clone" mk said. "you do know that's a ritual pentagram right....." said wukock, concerned. "whaaat? i can't hear you." said mk dumbly. "what is happening..." the mayor said, questioning his life choices gayly.
"your totally right, but this is a different party! a...arts and crafts party!" am said while setting up the candles. "I SAI-" "ooo!!!! fun!" mk interrupted wukock. "i give up" said wukock "whhaaattt....at least there is, only one clone right now. anyway, what where we doing?" mayor spoke. "mk is gonna be sacrificed if he doesn't move rn........." wukock said while lit the candles. "uh...sacrificed to what exactly....." mayor asked "surprisingly, i have no idea" wukock answered
"what are you guys talking about? this is just an ordinary pentagram!" mk said dumbly. "KID- THATS NOT AN ORDINARY PENTAGRAM, SO MOVE BEFORE YOU GET SACRIFICED TO... SOMETHING, I DONT KNOW WHAT." wukock yelled. ".....what did you say? your being kinda quiet right now" mk asked. "FOR FUCKS SAKE" wukock cursed "shut up stinky monkey!" said am. "SHUT UP PAINT SMELLING SON OF A BITCH CLONE!!!!!!!!!" wukock said back. am gasped.
"rude much! anyways...what's next...? oh yeah!" am said before pulling out a dagger. "wtf 😰 where in the world was he keeping that...." questioned mayor. "kid.. move tf out of that pentagram now...." said wukock. "but whyyy?????" asked mk "your literally in danger rn" replied wukock. "how?? rituals aren't real lol" said mk. "mf.." wukock sighed.
"hey og mk, can I poke you with this 'toy' dagger? 🥺" asked am. "🤨" said mayor. "yea sure!!!!" said mk. "KID NO-" wukock yelled while am stabbed mk. Thankfully, wukock epicly shoved mk out of the way in time!!!!! "HEY! THAT'S NOT NICE, YOU'RE RUINING IT!!" yelled am. "YIUR GONNA KILL HIM 🤬🤬" wukock yelled back. "excuse me what the fuck is going on" mk questioned
"the monkie is jealous that your the center of the 'arts and crafts' party! duh!" am said. "oh!!!!" mk replied. "im not jealous, just tryna keep my apprentice SAFE-" wukock argued. "from what? the party?" am defended himself. "you were gonna stab him for your ritual, bro" wukock said. "with a 'toy' knife duhh!!" am said, clearly lying, before wukock snatched the knife. "you call this a 'toy' knif-" wukock then accidentally cut himself with it "-OW"
"L!!! mk! he did a weird magic thing to it! I think he tried to kill me!! 🤔" AM said. "im very confused" MK said. Then, out of the blue, wukock threw the knife at AM. "WOAH WTF-" MK yelled. AM just stood there while wukock also stood there gayly, also while mayor also stood there more gayly. Then AM casually layed down in pain. "L" said wukock, breaking the silence.
"WHY TF DID YOU DO THA-" "BECAUSE HE TRIED KILLING YOU????" wukock interrupted MK. "ohh makes sense" MK realised. "i can't believe i train a dumbass" wukock mentally facepalmed. "I didn't try killing him! what proof!" yelled AM while dying. "this guy dies slowly.." said mayor before getting an idea.
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a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp
Fanfiction!! WARNINGS !! -gay asf -its a crack rp, its not gonna be serious most of the time -shadowpuppet (macaque x mayor) !! CREDITS !! Me: Starting the rp Redacted and me: Rping as major characters Ari: Roleplaying as background characters !! ROLEPLAYERS...
