a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp

3 ➼ Destructive Roads And Free McDonalds

ill get to the gay shit soon i swear. also, this chapter may imply some animal death so just be warned.
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"if you say so....where do we start first?" asked mayor. Macock had already started driving into some citizens. "nowhere specific, really. just anywhere on the streets" macock replied. "make sure to hit the old people for extra points!" mayor pointed out. "bet" said macock, starting to drive into old people crossing the street.

"why haven't we done this earlier 🤔" asked mayor. "idk, honestly" macock replied. "probably because I was doing mayor things" mayor said. "true, anyways huge speed bump coming up" macock warned, hitting a friend group of like 10 teenage girls. "how many was that?" asked mayor. "10" macock replied. "nice!" mayor complimented them. "hell yeah." macock replied.

"we're bouta hit a family of 2 kids, 1 baby, 1 toddler, 2 dads, 2 grandparents, 2 dogs and 5 puppies" macock warned. "what. how the fuck 😨" mayor questioned. "no idea" macock replied, hitting the family except the dogs and puppies. "dammit i missed the dogs. they're gonna get really mad now cause i murdered their owners" macock sighed. "oh shit, does that mean their gonna chase us?" mayor asked. "yes, so that means im gonna have to hold em off. take control of the car" macock said, opening the window and jumping on top of the car.

The dogs were chasing the car at full speed while barking angrily. "what if I get pulled over?! I forgot my driver license!!" mayor panicked. "it's fine, i don't even have one" macock said. "alright then! if you say so!" mayor responded. One of the dogs then jumped onto the car, but macock managed to knock it off with their staff before it's paws even touched the car. "one down, one more to go" said macock.

"oh sHIT-" macock yelled before falling off the car. "are you still there?" mayor asked. Macock then got attacked by the remaining dog but easily won the fight. "man...well hurry up and get back on!" mayor yelled. "coming-" macock responded, casually sprinting back into the car.

"alright, should we stop at mcdonalds or something?" mayor asked. "sure, just a lil break from this killingpeoplewithmyhotbarbiecar thing. want a happy meal?" macock asked. "duhh!!! happy meals come with a toy!" mayor replied. "ok you child. 🙄" macock rolled their eyes, driving to McDonald's (obviously hitting people on the way).

"sleep with both eyes open 😊" mayor randomly said. "what." macock questioned while driving into the drive thru. "yep, just gotta wait in line. the best part. that was sarcasm, btw" macock said. "lines, ew" said mayor. "exactly" macock agreed. "just kill the people in front of us!" mayor suggested.

"ok bet" macock replied, grabbing a glock from a hidden spot in the car. "woah. you just have stuff hidden around?" asked mayor. "yep" macock replied before shooting the people driving the cars in front of them while kids from inside the cars cry loudly. Macock smiled.

"L. get the happy meals!!" mayor said. "yeah sure, want a drink too?" macock asked. "yes, get a drink to!!" mayor said. "what drink?" asked macock. "any! I don't care!" mayor said. "ok" said macock. "hurry!!!!" said mayor impatiently. macock then went up to the ordering place "get me a happy meal with xs fries, burger with nothing but beef in it and xs cola, and a big mac with large fries and large vanilla milkshake. now." they said in a threatening tone.

"Sir, we don't hav-" "One, I'm not a sir. Two, I don't care. Get me the order now." macock interrupted the employee. "O-on it! Order coming right up!!!" the employee said, panicked, before leaving to make the order. "Good. And you better make it free" macock said before turning to mayor. "ok, ordered the thing. should be ready in 5 minutes. if it isn't, ill kill an entire family tree."