im terribly sorry for forgetting to publish this and only realising like two weeks later
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Macock just kept on following the paint prints, until they eventually found am, who was rocking back and forth on his feet. "Hey, Art MK-! Uhm, sorry bout earlier-" macock apologised, no longer dragging mayor. "oh hi....it's fine....uh. what do...what do you want?" am asked. "Nothing much, just- kinda checking up on you. You good??" macock asked. "yeah, totally 🙂" replied am, while mayor was just there. "It's obvious that you aren't. Stop trying to hide it 😊" macock grinned.
"I wasn't expecting two people I see as perfect evil teachers would start flirting with each other, thought you guys wanted each other dead 😬" am explained. "Well, I understand. And it's kinda complicated. But to be honest, I didn't really expect it to happen either." macock responded. "me neither, I honestly was just expecting you to stay on the floor below me!" mayor blurted out. "gay." said am.
"well, yeah. sorry if that shit traumatised you, btw" macock apologised. "yes. Uh, sooo...am I gonna go do evil things with you or" asked am. "hell yeah" said macock, before a barbie car appeared out of nowhere. "hop in losers" "finally! evil things!!" am yelled in relief, hopping into the front seat of the barbie car. mayor placed art mk in the back, then sat in the front. "No, I get the other seat in front! you stay in the back!" he said. "WHAT?! FUCK YOU, I CLAIMED DIBS!!" am complained. "kids in the back :]" macock said, getting into the drivers seat. "L HAHA! LOSER!!" mayor laughed at him. AM threw a fit in the backseat while the car drove away at 420 miles an hour.
"where are we going next? are we just gonna go kill someone?" mayor asked. "were probably just gonna do what we did first" macock replied. "going to random fast foods, steal from them and destroy the whole place?" mayor double checked. "no, run over random people" macock corrected him. "Ohhh, yeah! wonder if wukock is just standing somewhere..waiting to be drove over..." mayor wondered. "i bet hes at a burger king" macock guessed. "then let's go to burger king and 'visit' him 😄" mayor suggested.
"bet," macock said, crashing into a burger king and making the whole building collapse, this time not on the barbie car. "that wasn't meant to happen" they said awkwardly. "whoops, oh well! where is wukock?" asked mayor. "right here dipshit" said wukock, standing on top of the barbie car gayly. "ACK- I...didn't actually see you there, we weren't planning to do anything 😰 😇" mayor said. "yep, totally!!!" macock agreed.
"i find that hard to believe. don't forget that i even managed to catch you two gayasses kissing on top of a collapsed building 💀" wukock pointed out. "I think your high 🤨" said mayor. "what they said" macock agreed. "THE ONLY DRUGS I TAKE ARE 50 CANS OF MONSTERS" yelled wukock, chugging 50 cans of monsters, all at once. "where the fuck did you get those 😰" asked mayor nervously. "FROM MY ASS" wukock replied. "WHAT 💀" mayor said.
"YOU HEARD ME" yelled macock, probably hyper as hell after all those cans of monster energy. "WELL...MAKOCK QUICK, WHAT DO WE DO!? 😰 😬" mayor asked. "KILL HIM OR SUM!!!!!!!" replied macock. "hah! you can't kill me >:)))" said wukock. "FUCK" yelled macock. "OUR PLANNED FAILED, WE ARE SCREWED!! QUICK, BACK UP!! 😬 LET'S GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE 😅" mayor yelled "GOOD BACKUP PLAN" macock yelled, picking up the mayor gayly and skiddadling away, also dragging am along. "GET THE FUCK BACK HERE" wukock chugged another monster energy and sprinted after them.
"HOLY SHIT, RUN FASTER OR TOSS THE DUMBASS AT HIM!!!" mayor suggested. "WHAT?!" am yelled. "NAH BRO, THAT'S SOMETHING YOU'D DO" macock said, running 420 miles an hour. "I mean yeah, fair point! HOW MANY MONSTER CANS DO THEY HAVE EXACTLY?! 😰" mayor asked. "I NEVER EVEN KNEW THAT HE DRANK MONSTERS- SO NO IDEA" macock replied. "ME NEITHER, WE SUCK AT PLANNING" mayor said. "FR!! ART MK, ANY IDEAS????" macock asked.
"UH, IDK? START MAKING OUT? THAT SCARES EVERYONE OFF!!" am suggested. "SHUT UP" mayor yelled. "😨" said macock. "WHAT? I'M RIGHT! or I could just dump out my precious paints to make wukock slip and go flying! but that's no fun!" am said. "I AIN'T MAKING OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE STREETS. AND I DON'T EVEN LIKE THEM!!!" macock yelled. "YEAH TOTALLY!!! 😅" mayor agreed. "yeah ok, I believe you two. 😒" am said sarcastically.
"your being sarcastic, i can tell" macock said. "who me? No I ain't! do I look like a person who'd be sarcastic?! 🥺 😊" am said. "yes. you do." macaque said. "whaaatttt? no! 😇" am said. "JUST TOSS THE PAINT ALREADY!!!" mayor yelled. "UHHHH.. YEAH, DO THAT" macock said. "FUCK NO!" am yelled. "THEN IM TOSSING YOU INSTEAD" macock yelled, tossing am at wucock.
Wukock died, and so did AM. "L. alright, we got rid of them successfully! our plan didn't fail at all! all went as planned! we are so smart!! 😏" mayor said confidentially. "bro, art mk is dead..... 😨" macock pointed out. "who? never heard of them! 🥺 😇" mayor said. "you dumb gayass. 💀" macock said. "look, do we REALLY need them? 🤨 🙄" mayor asked. "im their mentor in a way, so yes" macock replied. "ugh, FINE! let's just, revive them or something!!" mayor said. "@《{ 🎨 | [ℑ𝔱'𝔰 𝔪𝔦𝔰𝔰𝔦𝔫𝔤 𝔰𝔬𝔪𝔢𝔱𝔥𝔦𝔫𝔤...] | 🎨 }》#0000" said macock.
AM checked his phone. "What the fuck? who's pinging me, I'd trying to be dead!" am said. "definitely not me!!!!" said macock very obviously. "did you also send me a picture of the mayor, or was that someone else??" am asked. "probably someone else,, 😅" macock said nervously. "did you send them a picture of me? why? 🤨 wait, when did you take a picture of me 😰" mayor asked nervously. "UH" macock responded to mayor. "what even is the picture...show me" mayor said.
Macock then proceeded to throw their phone at mayor, which has a picture of mayor tied up on it. "don't ask." macock said. "Uhhhh..." said mayor. "your into some weird shit, gayass. it might have been a mistake to want to be mentored by you 😰" am said. "yyyyyyyeah. dont question it," macock said, sorta embarrassed. "I'm, very questioning it. but you are good at photography, anyways UHHHH. I'll pretend you don't have a picture of me 😉" mayor said.
Macock then snatched their phone back and threw it into the backrooms. "please do." said macock. "what, where did it go." asked mayor. "😨" said am. Macock sipped tea that came out of nowhere dramatically. "it noclipped." they replied. "huh. should I, also get rid of my photos?" mayor asked. "who's glitter fuck" they said hella randomly not even i knew wtf he was on about. "what" said macock. "the, glitter mf over there..." mayor replied. "where, sorry im blind rn" macock said. "blind because you keep checking me out 😒" mayor said. "...............fr." macock replied. "what-" said mayor. ":pussy:" said macock.
"are you guys gonna make out or something...? also can you get this gay mf off me!!! their seasoning me with glitter!!! 😭" am complained. Macock grabbed wukock and threw him into the backrooms. "there. also WHAT." macock said. "you heard me!" am said. "your acting sorta phobic 😊" mayor said. "be specific, who" asked macock. "not you dumbass!" mayor replied. "I'm not, I swear!" am said. "prove it" macock said. "uhhh, my, og mk is aroace so! that makes me the same!" am said. "I don't know if that's how it works" mayor said. "it probably is. he's his clone soo. also, i never knew he was aroace what" said macock.
"yeah, mk told me he was aroace! he was sorta scared to tell me, but I'm not gonna suddenly be lgbtq+ phobic for no reason 💀" said mayor. "fair enough." said macock. "I may try to kill bad guys and good guys, but that's a bit to far. plus I'm gay so..." said mayor. ". . . for no one specific or anything 😅" "yeah" said macock. Then, am splashed mayor with paint. "L" he said. Macock quickly stole a very hot latte from a nearby starbucks and poured it all over art mk. "AHHHHHHH!!! IT BURNS!!! 😭" am screamed. "L" said macock. "My suit... 😰" said mayor.
Macock spilled water all over mayor. "there you go" they said. "great, now I'm soaked" mayor complained. "Well at least you aint dirty now" macock said. ". . . yeah, anyways." said mayor awkwardly. AM was just crying. "LLLL" said macock. "man I hate kids sometimes" said mayor. "fr. so annoying.. smh!!" macock said. "yeah! anyways, want to go get dinner or something and just leave him here?" mayor asked. "yeah, other than the last bit. why? why not" macock said. "fine! 🙄" said mayor. "L" said am, who was no longer crying. Macock then threw am into the trunk of the car and got into the drivers seat, and Mayor got in the seat beside them. "😱" said am.
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a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp
Fanfiction!! WARNINGS !! -gay asf -its a crack rp, its not gonna be serious most of the time -shadowpuppet (macaque x mayor) !! CREDITS !! Me: Starting the rp Redacted and me: Rping as major characters Ari: Roleplaying as background characters !! ROLEPLAYERS...
