a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp

4 ➼ Food N Coffee Chaos

"where we goin next?" asked mayor. "starcoc- i mean starbucks" replied macock. "🤨" said mayor. "we don't talk about that. anyways" macock said, now going 420 miles an hour and crashing into the starbucks, this time not making it collapse. "we're here!!!!!!!!!!" they yelled.

"yes, now where are the men-" mayor asked. "gayass" said macock. "I didn't say anything, you're going insane!!! 😨" mayor defended himself gayly. "uh-huh. anyways im letting you order for yourself this time" macock said while dragging mayor into the starbucks. "oh- alright" said mayor.

"hi welcome to he- i mean starbucks what can i get for you today??" asked the employee. it was N/A!!!!!!!!!! "uhhh..." thought mayor out loud. "can i just have one iced latte, annndddd-" macock said, nudging the mayor with their tail. "what do you wanna get" they asked him. "Coffee..or something coffee. yeah" said mayor.

"ok!! is that all today??" n/a asked while making small windows vista sounds calculating stuff. "i think so," said macock. "m-uh...yeah, I think." said mayor. "ok!! that'll be 1 dollar!! everything is 99% off today for some reason" said n/a. macock then pointed a gun at n/a. "free." they said. "you got it!! 100% for you two!! i'll be less then 2 minutes!!" n/a said, going to go make the orders. "don't take too long, or you'll end up like that mcdonalds worker." macock warned.

Macock dragged the mayor to a table, throwing them on a chair and sits down across from them. "so..." mayor said. "what?" said macock. n/a was already finished, and gave them 100$ cad with the order. "here ya go!!" they gave them the drinks and money. "woah, free money!" said mayor. "we got a little 'gift' from the government of canada yesterday.. its moreso like a full-on assasination yesterday but they paid me to give them the keys!!" n/a said.

"what." said macaque. "what?" said mayor. "what-?" said macock. "huh, what are we talking about?" asked mayor. "no idea." said macock, sipping their iced latte. "but yeah, free drinks" "if it's about earlier, I was gonna make a stupid joke" mayor said. "wait what" said macock. "I said I was gonna make a stupid joke earlier?" said mayor. "about what............?" asked macock. ". . ." said mayor.

"what is the context of this conversation, exactly.................." macock said. "uh, gays. I think? I don't even remember. wait no, starbucks I think." mayor said. "oh yeah. i think i know now. starcocks." said macock. "yes, though I don't see really any men around here..." said mayor. "gayass......" said macock. "no you?? 🤨" said mayor gayly. "yes, and no" said macock bisexually. "oh, very cool. Though I think men are hotter" said mayor gayly. "i like both women and men. i like men more, though." said macock, sipping more iced latte bisexually. "yeah," said mayor, drinking their coffee.

"soooooo....." said mayor. "uhhhh," said macock. "yep..." said mayor. "this is pretty awkward........." said macock. "I can make it more awkward with a joke" said mayor, drinking more coffee. "ok do it" said macock, starting to chug the iced latte. "if you say so!" said mayor, preparing his long speech. "is this what you call a date? taking them out in your Sparkly Pink Barbie car then taking them to Starcocks, after driving them over and destroying a Building while doing so?" mayor said, taking a long, loud sip of their coffee.

Macock then choked on their iced latte and stops chugging it. "i.. beg your pardon??????" macock said while still choking on the iced latte. "I said, this is what you call a date?" said mayor, who had finished drinking their coffee. "................................................this is not a date........................😨" said macock. "do you...do you not know what a joke is 🤨" asked mayor. "no" replied macock. "well I think my joke has successfully made this more awkward like I wanted to!" said mayor. "you don't....a joke means I don't actually mean it but it's funny...it's sorta like a funny lie? I am not good at explaining jokes 😨"

"oh.." macock realised. "yeah. I was joking, I'm not being serious." said mayor, before adding: "by the way your car is on fire" macock threw the latte at the mayor and sprinted out the door. "MY WIFE" they yelled. "YOUR WHAT?!" mayor yelled, now soaked in iced latte. "UHHHHHHH" said macock awkwardly. "I HOPE THE CAR MELTS OR SOMETHING! do barbie cars melt...?" mayor said. God listened to Mayor and the car melted. "NOOFOOOSOODONONONOJKXHHDHX!!!!!" said macock. "😁" said mayor.

Macock slowly turned to look at mayor. "you bitch." they said. "what? 😊" said mayor innocently. then, macock tied the mayor up using a rope and threw them into the backseat of a new barbie car, before getting into the drivers seat. "we're going to a chinese restaurant next and your not coming with me." said macock. "oh, which one?" asked mayor. "any" replied macock, driving away at 420 miles per hour and crashing into the inside of a chinese restaurant.

Mayor just stayed tied up in the backseat. "I could possibly just stand up you know" they said. "nah, stay in there" macock said, getting out of the car and going up to the counter. "Hi, want something?" said the employee. It was N/A again!!!!!!!!!! "you work here too? anyways i want noodles" said macock. "Got it." said n/a, magically pulling out some noodles. "Want anything with it?" they asked. "everything" said macock.

"fine! I will! and I will have fun doing it! 😡" mayor yelled out of the car (what a late response) "I DIDN'T ASK" yelled macock. "shut up you smell!!" said mayor. "oh you bitch." said macock. "Want the restaurant? I just stole the owner pin so i own it now." asked n/a. "nah, i have more.. important things to be doing than owning a restaurant" replied macock. "You can sell it for over a million dollars after." said n/a. "pfft, I think your the bitch here!" said mayor. "SAYS THE ONE WITH NO BITCHES. also i don't need money" said macock. "I HAVE LOTS OF BITCHES!!!" said mayor.

"Alright. I would say the price but ik you want it free, so here's everything." n/a said, putting everything on the tray somehow. macock snatched the noodles before saying: "THEN WHERE ARE THEY??" before getting back into the car. "PROBABLY DROVE OVER?" mayor yelled while n/a began burning the building down in the background. "GOOD. anyways" said macock, driving out of the restaurant. "i left that dead fucking monkie in the ruins of the mcdonalds. kinda wanna go get him just for fun lol"

then mayor exploded with a /j. "oh" said macock. "🧍‍♂️ oh yeah, we where talking about the bitches I had and you don't" mayor said. "HAD, HAHSHHHAHHFBSJBFNSHDNNFMF. WERE BOTH BITCHLESS NOW" macock laughed. ". . . fuck your right. I don't want to be bitchless like you!! 😭" said mayor. "L" said another voice. It was Lightning Mcqueen's Human Persona (LMH)!!!!!!!!!!!!! "HUH" said macock. "anyways" they then vroom vroomed away with mayor still tied up in the back. "can I get like...untied up?" asked mayor. "n-" macock was cut off after crashing into a random building, making it collapse on top of the car.

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