a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp

5 ➼ Flirty Excuses

this chapter is the longest so far. made it long because my friends couldn't wait for this chapter only cuz it's gay af...
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"NOT AGAIN" screamed macock from under the rubble. but then, their alpha baddie powers activated as they destroyed the rubble with said powers, freeing the destroyed car, themself and the mayor. "what. you slipped something in my coffee didn't you" mayor questioned existence. "nope" said macock as their alpha baddie powers deactivated. "right..." said mayor. "why am I not allowed to be untied again?"

"cause you made my wife explode" macock replied. "your wife was a loser anyways, L" said mayor. "i will tape your mouth" macock threatened. "no please 😨" mayor begged. "then don't talk shit about the love of my life ever aga-" macock was interrupted by the remains of the car exploding, also destroying the ropes tied around the mayor. "MY WIFE!!!!" macock screamed. "L, HAHAHAHAHA I'M FREE!" mayor yelled.

"YOU-" mayor was interrupted by macock taping their wrists and legs together and also their mouth. "L" said macock. "-?!" mayor made angry rabid mayor grumbling and struggling sounds. Macock then drew an L on Mayor's forehead with a sharpie while Mayor glared at them. Macock smirked back. Then they stared at each other using emojis. "I LIVE- what the fuck is happening." said a voice. AM was back!! Mayor started praying to be saved. AM then painted a picture of the scene, before handing it to makock. "you can now hang this memorial moment on your wall" he said.

"ah, yes, thank you." macock said, throwing the mayor into the burning and half exploded barbie car while holding the painting. "so, what's the first thing of being evil, besides killing someone" asked am. "ummm stealing, killing heroes, breaking into places, destroying places, just doing illegal things and going after the hero(es) in general" replied macock. "so...is being gay one or something? because the mayor is evil I think...all I seen him do is be..well gay" asked am "😨" said mayor. "its not illegal, nor is it bad, so no" replied macock.

"then what does the mayor do" asked am. "gay things, also evil things to both villains and heroes for.. whatever reason." replied macock. "also, why and how did he even ended up like that?" asked am. "little bitch dickon, also known as lady bone demon, did something to him i forgot what exactly" replied macock. "cool, but I meant him being tied up part" said am. "OH. he made my wi- barbie car explode" replied macock

"also what you said sounded sus. and, barbie car? I didn't knew those things could explode" said am. "they can. it also melted" said macock. "how. whatever, why is he with you anyways? are you two a team?"asked am. "no, actually. he got sacrificed to me so i forced him to drive around town in my totally not stolen barbie car with me and do crimes" said macock. "sounds cool" said am. "yeah. my barbie car died 3 times" said macock. The mayor laughed (it was obviously muttered). "SHUT UP OR I'LL CARVE YOUR EYES OUT, MAYOR!" yelled macock. "😨" said mayor. "mf, that bitch has herobrine eyes" said am. "true, but still" said macock.

Mayor would struggle, trying to get free. "LLLL" said macock. But then, the fire burns the tape. "oh 😨" said macock. "L. men" said mayor gayly. "and women" added macock bisexually. "and paint." added am aroacelly. "simp" said macock. "what is a simp 🤨" asked am. "Simp is an internet slang term describing someone who shows excessive sympathy and attention toward another person, typically someone who does not reciprocate the same feelings, in pursuit of affection or a sexual relationship. Urban Dictionary defines a simp as 'someone who does way too much for a person they like'." answered macock.

"sounds like the mayor to men" said am. "fr" replied macock. "what. fuck you 😠" said mayor gayly. "WELL SORRY FOR STATING THE TRUTH 🤬" yelled macock. "I think I'm underage, idk I'm just a clone! 🤨 🤷" said am. "your the same age as mk" said macock. "so what if you are? I'll state a truth, you smell funny!" mayor responded to macock. "🤔" said am. "i smell bisexual, you don't have to tell me twice" said macock bisexually. "damn. wait..." said mayor. "what." asked macock.