a homosexual tale // a lmk crack rp

7 ➼ Three Pineapple Pizzas

why is this book so low in ranking on every tag it has 💔💔
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Macock drove to an italian restaurant at 68420 miles an hour and actually parked correctly. "decided to go just a tiny bit faster this time" they said. "hey you parked correctly!" mayor said, clapping. "shut up 🤬" said macock. "awww! no! 😇" said gayor. "want me to make you? 😊" asked macock in a threatening way. "what are you gonna do? throw me out? 🙄" mayor asked.

Macock looked around a bit, then gave mayor a quick kiss on the cheek. "nah, something better." they said. "I-" mayor stuttered, becoming flushed. "whatever! fine!" he yelled. "That's what I thought," macock said, before pulling art mk out of the trunk. "It's terrifying in the trunk 😨" were am's first words. "L" macock replied while gayor got out of the car gayly. "anyways, before we go in, what do yall wanna get? i think we know what's on the menu considering this is an italian restaurant" macock asked.

"Idk, is there pizza or something?" asked am. "You?" asked gayor. "yes, there's pizza. also what." said macock. "what? I was uhhh....asking you...what you want" mayor said. "oh. i think i'll get a pineapple pizza just to mess with the workers a bit :]" macock grinned . "I don't know what I'd get, maybe a coffee if they have any...again. I'm not a coffee addict 😊" mayor said. "you don't want anything to eat?" asked macock. "I guess I'll get what your having" replied mayor.

"do Italians hate pineapple pizza?" mayor asked. "yes" said macock. "L, let's make them regret letting us in!" mayor said. "BET!! also art mk, u want anything to eat?" macock asked am. "I said pizza if they have any! or anything, just don't throw me back in the trunk!" am said. "but there's multiple types of pizzas, which one" macock asked.

"Uhhh, do they have meat lovers or something? because pineapple pizza is a disgrace to art" said am. "wym?" asked macock. "no clue, just was told that! I have no clue what it tastes like" said am. "you can try it?" macock asked. "Fine! I'll try pineapple pizza 🙄" am said. "ok bet" macock said, dragging am and mayor into the restaurant. "I CAN WALK!!! 🤬" mayor yelled. "I DIDN'T ASK!! 😡" macock yelled back.

There were a bunch of waiters wanderin around and taking people's orders. "woah, there is a lot of people here" mayor said. "yep" replied macaque. A waiter then gayly walked up to the three. "Hello, what can I do for you three on this fine afternoon?" they asked gayly. "get us a table for three." macock said threateningly. "Okay, please follow me" the waiter replied, gayly leading them to a table for three. Macock followed, dragging the two others along. "Another waiter will take your order shortly." said the waiter, walking away gayly.

"hmph! 😒" said mayor. macock threw art mk on a chair, mayor in another and then proceeded to sit beside mayor. "this place is fancy" said mayor. "fr" said macock. am just stared at the two, then behind them to a different table. "fancy...yet they allow someone to chew on the cutlery?" am commented. "why are you looking at another table" asked macock. "the weird girl over there is chewing on the cutlery..." am said again. "why are you just, watching people?" mayor asked.

A waiter then gayly walked up to the table. "Hello, you three. May I take your orders?" they asked. "yes my 'parents' and I, want pineapple pizza!" am said. "what? 🤨" mayor asked. "parents.....? 😨" macock questioned. "Sir, we do not sell pineapple p-" "hold on, that weird girl won't stop ruining the cutlery!" the waiter was interrupted by am getting up and leaving to another table. "where are you going?" the waiter asked. then, am ran back, holding their arm. "THAT MF BIT ME!" they yelled while the waiter stood there, really confused. "Bro, its just a small bite. You'll need to learn how to handle more painful things as a villain" macock said.

"all I said was, lady stop biting the cutlery this is a fancy restaurant! should I have just punched them instead? 🤨" am asked. "or you know, don't just go up to a stranger and be rude? we are villains, but right now we are trying to order food!" mayor said. "yeah dumbass! also I'm not a girl 🙄 😒" said the 'lady'. It was er!!!!!!!! "mk, sit back down and stop being rude to random people or im sending you to school!" macock threatened them. "NOT SCHOOL!!" am yelled, sitting back down.

"ANYWAYS, 3 pineapple pizzas please!" macock ordered. "Again, we don't se-" "Do it." macock interrupted the waiter. "Sir, I apologise, bu-" "The fuck did you just call me?" macock interrupted them again, but pissed af. "wait, you don't serve pineapple pizza here? 😨" er asked. "No, this is an Italian resta-" the waiter was cut off by them receiving a punch from macock, then just being beaten to death. "uhh, L whoops! should we just steal their shit now?" mayor asked. "BET" macock replied, sprinting to the kitchen while carrying mayor gayly. am got up and follows in a hurry. "you forgot about me!" they yelled.

"oops" macock said, throwing mayor on the ground and pulling out their 'staff' "FBI OPEN UP" they kicked down the kitchen door and starts beating the chefs to death with the 'staff'. ER followed and watched. Then mayor pulled out a gun, while watching the chefs dying thanks to macock. "yo mk, steal the pizzas!!!!!!!!!!!!!" macock yelled while beating the shit out of a chef. "ALRIGHT!!" am yelled back, beginning to steal their pizzas. "can I have some please? 🥺" er pleaded. "no, also go away!" am said.

"MK!!! What'd I say about being nice to random people???" macock yelled. "BUT! THEIR THE ONE FOLLOWING US! 😰 their OUR pizzas!" am argued. "oh yeah, fair enough" macock said. "I'll beat the shit out of you, if you don't hand me one! 😇" er threatened am. "I'll fight you!" am threatened back. "And what? Lose? 🥺" er said. "WH-NO!" am yelled. "knock it off! we have to get going!" mayor broke up the fight. Macock then quickly stole every food that wasn't pizza and sprinted out of the restaurant. The three others would follow.

Macock dumped all the food in the trunk. "wait a minute, who are you??" they asked, looking at er. "just some gay trans guy! sick ride by the way! 😊" er replied. "oh, ok." said macock. "where do I put the pizzas?" am asked macock. "put the pizzas with the rest of the food" macock replied. Wm shoved the rest of the pizzas in the trunk besides three. "Alright! I think we where successful! uh...what do we do with the...them..?" am asked, referring to er. "no idea" macock said. "feed them a pizza, maybe they'd go away? 🤷" mayor suggested.

"FINE!" am yelled, handing ER a pizza. ER then munched on the pizza, and everyone hopped into the car. "I guess I'll stay here! have a rad trip!" er said. "thanks, i guess?" macock wait, driving away at 69 miles per hour. "nice! anyways!" er said, going back into the restaurant to work as a cook since the others are dead. "huh, odd guy! well at least no one is stopping us now!" mayor said.
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