Black Mesa high school (Half life Au) !!SATIRE!!

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ADRIAN'S POV:

Jesus Christ everyone has changed since last year. Everyone used to look so young. now, everyone looks like they are at least 85. It doesn't bother me though. This technically High school was built for 21 and up year olds anyways. Kinda fucking weird but oh well.

I was making my way towards my first hour session
3 people started to come down the hallway and I started to make out their faces. Its of course fucking Gman, Breen, and The witch herself, Hahn or what she likes to call herself, 'The contracter'.

I hung out with those 3 and lets just say that they are fucking insane. I remember this one time when the trio (mostly Hahn) decided it would be a good idea to start a huge ass rumor about Eli. Lets just say Gman and Eli aren't really friendly with each other anymore thanks to Hahn. They should be at bingo not here.

I rolled my eyes as I was making my way towards the 3, I had this feeling that I was being forced to talk to them (well know that I think about it why am I hanging out with a bunch of old people?) "Hey." I said waving my hand. Gman gently smiled at me, Breen looks like someone pissed in his cereal, and Hahn just gave me a 'The fuck are you doing here' look.

"Corporal Shepard..." Gman said with her low dragging voice. She always seems so uncomfortable when She is talking its really weird. "I thought you would get out of here after what happened...last year." Hahn crossed her arms then swinged her hip to the right. "But its great to see you here." I dont think she really meant that she formed a small frown for a moment.

"Shepherd..whats the deal with the backpack?" Breen pointed behind me. Shit, here we go. "Long story." I could hear Breen chuckle under his breathe before speaking "You know with a backpack that size, I think it could fit one of my cameras that our benefactors gave me!"

Breen has been recently asking for a phone but since the combine does not know anything about the modern world (the reason why we are all in this shithole is because the combine watched 1 high school drama movie and decided this would fix humanity.), they give him Big ass cameras and toy phones each holiday. His favorite one is this real huge bright yellow camera that has full on HD recording. We have been using that camera together to try and at least take propaganda pictures so we have a higher chance of 'graduating' sooner. (And also recording fights)

"Wait you think that the yellow camera could actually fit in there?" Breen nodded. "That way, I don't have to have 20 guards carrying it around for me all the time!" I looked behind me to take a glimpse of my backpack. "Yeah I mean that could fit" I nodded.

"Are you seriously still on about that stupid ass camera?!" Hahn snarks. Breen turns over to Hahn "Yes Dr. Hahn, it helps us alot." Hahn clicks her mouth and rolls her eyes as she speedwalks off.

"Whats her problem?" I ask to Breen. "She's always like this." Breen chuckles as he looks at Gman who gave a cold blank stare. "Shes much more harsher then usual however." His eyes daze down to his hands

Breen is right, ever since last year she has became more meaner and harsher towards everyone. Man, that event really screwed her over. Last year was a hell whole for sure but I didn't think it would affect someone like her that much.

"Dr. Breen I do believe we have business to attend to.." Gman's hand rest's on Breens shoulder and looks up at the clock. Breen nods softly before looking back at me. "Oh yes, Shepherd we need to get going. We will see you during break, okay?" I give him a thumbs up as I begin to walk off to my class.

You know talking to just the two of them without having Hahn around is real breather. I think the problem is just her and not them. Maybe im wrong I dont know.

The bell rings and I made it just in time. I look around the empty roomp and sit myself near the back so that way, I can watch badass videos about guns and shit. And also to write down in my diary.

"Hey." Someone calls and I look up to see Hahn right in my face. "Can I sit next to you?" She points her red acrylic nail to the seat next to me. I nod and I just put my head down cause to be honest, I don't wanna talk to this girl. Hahn whispered something to me but I did not hear what she said.

I looked up at her and took off my earphones. "What?" I said annoyed. "Do you hate me Adrian." Helda gave me a sad look. I kinda felt bad and I didn't want to say yes, "No, Why?" She took a deep breathe.

"Well I just feel like you know..ever since last year. Everyone has distance themselves away from me." She rested her head and occasionally looked back at me expecting for me to respond. I just looked at her hair and nodded pretending like I care when in fact, I really don't. Badasses don't sympathies with toxic bitches.

The bell rings again and soon my focus was on the front of the classroom. "Hello class please take your seats." I got a good look at everyone once my teacher said that. There was only a few people that I could recognize in this class. Which is really good, since now I get to show the newbies what a cool ass badass I really am! I took out my diary to list down a few people that I noticed.

Notes:
Russel
Barney
Rosenburg
& Olga

I clicked my pen and closed my book. Okay so definitely gonna wanna try to stay away from Barney he scares me.

I got so caught up in this thought that I didn't even realize that the teacher was calling me. "Sir, Can you please take the headphones off." I took them off and paid my full attention to him. "Yes sir?"

"Whats the deal with your backpack Aiden?"