𝚆𝚑𝚎𝚗 𝚝𝚑𝚎 𝚍𝚎𝚟𝚒𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚖𝚎𝚜 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚌𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚐 (𝚂𝚌𝚑𝚕𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚋𝚞𝚛)

𝚃𝚠𝚎𝚗𝚝𝚢 𝚘𝚗𝚎

The sun had begun to peak out over the horizon, and Ranboo went to find Wilbur.  Neither of them had managed to locate Tommy, and Wilbur was panicking.

"Gods, what if he gets killed," Wilbur asked.  "I can't lose him too!  We need to find him!"

"I know, but we aren't good for anything if we aren't thinking straight."

"My head is clear!  And I'm thinking perfectly normal!  So come on, we need to go find my fucking brother!"

"Sit down with me."

And with that, Ranboo sat on the ground and leaned against a tree.  Wilbur sighed and tried his best to sit down, eventually managing to sit across from the strange looking angel.

"Would you like to take a deep breath?  I've heard that helps mortals to calm themselves," Ranboo suggested.

"I don't want to take a deep breath, I want to find my brother!"

Ranboo sighed in annoyance, starting to get upset.  He had never been told this about humans, but he was witnessing it firsthand: they're too stubborn.  No wonder DreamXD ignored their petty wishes, odds are they had shitty personality.

But, if he wanted to escape these arrogant and ignorant creatures, he'd first need to find and protect the little brother.  And calm the older one as quick as possible.

What were things that humans liked, or made them smile?

Cute animals?

Their friends?

Something funny?

Jokes!  It was perfect!  But he only knew one joke... hopefully it would work.

"Knock knock," Ranboo said.

"What are you doing," Wilbur asked.

"Knock knock!"

"Fine," Wilbur grumbled.  "We're wasting time, but who's there?"

"Colon."

"Colon who?"

"Colonization!"

Wilbur stared at the dark figure he assumed was Ranboo, and the angel chuckled at his own joke, ignoring the annoyed man.

"Just kidding, colonizers don't knock."

And with that, Ranboo had exploded into laughter, and Wilbur just curled up and held his head in his hands.  He was wasting time here with a 'holy' being, and so far he had only been a holy pain in the ass.

But in a time like this, who could he turn to?  Techno was gone, Jschlatt was trying to find him for terrible reasons, and now he had no one to turn to.

He was alone.

So as Ranboo laughed, and all Wilbur could think about was ways to get his brother back.

But it seemed like there was only one real way, considering Tommy could be anywhere now, and that fucking angel was laughing about wasting time.

A/n: the constant pspspsps shit has got me inspired now