No Chance of Meeting Again.. (Calum Hood Fanfic)

Chapter 22

"Whatever, little girl" I groaned at his comment. "I'm practically the same age as you, dickhead". He laughed and I pouted moving to sit on the other couch and crossed my arms. Calum followed me and leaned against me "awh, cuddle?" I looked forward. "No" he frowned "cuddle?" I kept staring forward. "You're tacky and I hate you." He smiled "cuddle", I almost broke my angry face "your band sucks and you can suck a dick" Alice laughed from the other side of the room. Calum groaned and walked over to luke and did the exact same thing. "No one likes you Cal" he said, never even looking up from his phone. I clicked the TV on and switched to she's the man. Calum sat down beside me and put his arm around me. Within 10 minutes I was asleep is his lap. I woke up to laughing and looked up to see Calum holding a black marker above my face. His face dropped and he acted like if he was still I wouldn't see him. "Calum. I swear to fucking God!" I stood and ran to the bathroom to see penises, the word calaney, and Calum rulez all over my face. "IM GOING TO KILL YOU" I ran out but he had already ran out the door. I followed him down the stairs of the hotel in the lobby. I looked up and saw home smirking as thousands of people stood behind him screaming and laughing at me. I turned and ran back up stairs. I washed my face off and thought of ways to get back at the demon. I grabbed his phone off of our night stand and opened Twitter. "Hi, I'm Calum and I'm a 12yr old girl stuck in a mans body." I read after I wrote and sent the tweet. I continued on with crazy tweets about how "I" , in this case, Calum was gay and was secretly in love with Mikey and not me. Calum walked up behind me and grabbed the phone. "Hey! I wasn't done" I pouted. "You have just started a prank war, Haase." He said seriously and walked out to the living room. Alice walked in and gave me a weird look, "what's he all devilish about?" I rolled my eyes and laughed, "apparently I started a prank war, but it's nothing" she laughed "just be careful, you never know what he'll pull" I rolled my eyes at her playfully and walked out into the living room, I didn't see Calum on the couch so I got a little jumpy and anxious. "Hey lan-" I jumped and screamed, "what the fuck is your problem?!" Mikey yelled in amusement. "Sorry, Calum said we're in a prank war and i don't know where he is right now." He nodded, "he's in the bathroom putting something into shampoo-" I cut him off and ran into the bathroom, but Calum wasn't there. I opened all my bottles and smelled them but they didn't smell any different. I put some on the hair on my arm and watched nothing happen. "I was joking" Michael said from behind me. "You're not funny" I pushed past him and went to Ashton's room. "Hey ash?" He looked up and nodded, "you'd tell me if Calum was pulling a mean prank on me, right?" He nodded and went back to what he was doing. I went to Mikey and Alice's room and sat with her for a few minutes. "Are you scared?" She asked laughing. "No, maybe, yes, I don't know" I groaned and walked to the living room and sat down. "Hey baby" I felt him whisper from behind me. I jumped and turned around just in time for him to smack a plate of whip cream in my face. "CALUM THOMAS HOOD" I got up and washed my face off before going in the bathroom to shower. I locked the door and made sure everything I needed was in there. When I got out I got changed and stepped out carefully, making sure no one was around. "What are you doing?" Ashton asked, taking a bite of his sandwich. I jumped, "Jesus!" He laughed. "Why are you so jumpy lately?" I looked around to see if Cal was listening. "We're in the middle of a prank war" I whispered. "Ooh! Let me help!" I nodded and followed him to his room. We devised a prank that would get Calum really good. I walked into mine and Calums bedroom and walked into the bathroom. "What are you going babe?" He asked from the bed. "My face is dry from the stuff I used so I'm getting some of my moisturizer." He mumbled an okay and went back to what he was doing. I pulled the plastic wrap out from under Calums hoodie I was wearing. I lifted up the toilet seat and covered it with the plastic wrap. I then took it and put it across the top of the door to the shower since I knew he would go to the bathroom then take a shower. I hid the 'evidence' and walked back out, laying in the bed next to him. "You're lucky I'm in here" I laughed, and he rolled over resting his head on my tummy and looking up at me. "Oh am I?" He smirked. I lifted up his head and stood up, "fine I'll go sleep on the couch." As I reached for the door he grabbed my waist and pulled me into him. He placed kisses on my neck, "no need for that" he laughed and brought me onto the bed, kissing me passionately. "I love you so much" he smiled against my lips. "I love you more" he stood up and walked to the bathroom. I waited to be yelled at. "Delaney Anne Haase!" He yelled and I started laughing. "It's not funny! There is pee all over the floor!" He whined. I was laughing so hard I was in tears. "Do you think this is funny?" He yelled from the bathroom almost breaking into laughter. I heard him open the shower door and groan. "Really Delaney? Really?" I laughed again and heard Calum walk out. I looked up and he was naked. I covered my eyes "CALUM MY INNOCENCE" he laughed. "It's nothing you haven't seen before, babe" he walked over and lifted me up from the bed. "CALUM!" I screamed. He walked us back into the bathroom and straight into the shower. He set me down but blocked the door. "Calum, no!" I continued as his hand reached for the knob. "I have my pho-" I was cut off by the water pouring down on my and my fresh clothes. "-ne on me." I closed my eyes as I pulled it out of my pocket just in time to see it go black. Calum quickly turned the water off and grabbed it. "Babe! I'm so sorry!" He frowned. "I didn't know!" I nodded. "I hope everything is saved on iCloud. If not, you mister" I poked at his bare chest, "owe me 6 months of couple photos." I walked around Calum and into the main part of the bathroom where there were towels. I striped down and got dry before getting dressed again. I put my phone in a bowl of rice and cuddled under the blankets. If all those selfies and cute photos Calum and I have taken are gone, I'm going to be really upset. I thought as Calum came out of the bathroom and laid under the blankets next to me with his arm around my waist. He kissed my neck softly, "I'm sorry baby" he whispered. "I'll take you to get a new phone tomorrow" I nodded and closed my eyes, falling to sleep quickly.