Kiibtober 2022💗

Swearing [Kiibo + Nekomaru]

HELP ME PLEASEEE IM NEVER GONNA GET PVER THIS CHAPTER

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"Heh, I gotta shit."
Nekomaru chuckled, Akane laughed loudly.
"Then go before you shit yourself!"
She snorted.

"Nekomaru! Akane! Stop swearing!"
Kiyotaka instructed, Kiibo sighed, being a hall monitor was sometimes embarrassing, too strict.
He didn't swear himself but it felt like he was ruining people's fun.

"Calm down.."
Kiibo mumbled, Kiyotaka looked back at him, "Hm?"
"I said calm dow—"

"CALM DOWN?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN "CALM DOWN"?! THIS IS A VERY SERIOUS MATTER!"
Kiyotaka snapped at him, looking shocked that he had the nerve to tell him to calm down.

Kiibo backed up and put his hands up defensively.

"Sorry- sorry-"
He apologized, startled at Taka's reaction.

"This is a very serious issue! I am sick and tired of this inappropriate language! Mondo, Miu, Fuyuhiko, Kazuichi, Kokichi, everyone! What is everyone's issues?!"
He shouted angrily, crossing his arms.

"I get it!- Okay? I agree."
Kiibo said, he didn't really mean it, he just wanted to calm down the Moral Compass.

"Thank you. Now, back to you two. Enough."
Kiyotaka crossed his arms and stormed off.

"Sorry.."
Nekomaru mumbled awkwardly.

"I apologize.. He must've.. woken up on the wrong side of the bed today.."
The robot murmured, bowing.

"Its fine, anyways. I'm gonna go take a crap."
He went back to laughing, Akane nodded and pat his back hard.

"Hey! That almost tickled!"
Nekomaru teased, her slap actually made a red mark, but it didn't hurt much.
Owari crossed her arms.

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After school, Nekomaru approached Kiibo.

"Hey! You!"

Kiibo looked over his shoulder, seeing the gigantic Nekomaru Nidai.

"Huh? Yeah?"
He turned around,
"Can I help you?"
He asked.

"Nope! I wanted to hang out with you. Heh."
He chuckled like he was laughing with an old friend, which confused Kiibo.
He nodded slowly.

"Where?"
He asked, Nidai laughed at the fact that he didn't already know where.

"The beach! With Akane, we're training!"

"Uhh.. I dunno about that—"

"Great! Lets go!"

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Kiibo sat down and watched as Alane and Nekomaru brawled, absolutely shocked by the immense powers the two possessed.

"Kiibo! Wanna join?"
Nekomaru asked, carrying Akane by the back of her shirt like a cat carrying her kitten from the back.

"Ahahaa... Uhh.. About that..."
He chuckled awkwardly.. Was he going to die right now?

"C'mon, I'll go easy on you! Heh!"
Nekomaru smiled, Akane just groaned and Kiibo stood up;
"Uhm.. I don't think I can even compare to you.. going 'easy' on me would probably kill me.."
He mumbles, Nekomaru giggled.

"Nonsense! I promise I won't!"

Kiibo sighed and nodded, fine.
Kaito made him train a lot too.. But not like this! All they did was pushups, or pullups, never once did they fight each other!

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Kiibo limped home, he felt like he'd just been fucked in the ass and then beaten to pieces, his everything hurt, his head, his arms, torso, legs, face, everything!
He was sure he'd have to visit the professor for a checkup!

He sighed, laying, more like falling, onto his bed, and whimpering like a puppy.

He was pretty sure that even if he came with his blasters on his arms and the wings, that he could not beat him.

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"Wasn't yesterday fun?!"

"Absolutely not. Never doing that again."

"Why?!"

"My everything hurts.."

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WAA