Just as it sounds, it was hard, long and unthinkable to clean up a 30 year long war that had devastated several mountains and was spread throughout hundreds of thousands of kilometres away, especially without any magic or special powers to help speed up the process but Splotch was undaunted. He would clean up the 30 year war and he would do it within 1 year and surprising himself he did it in only 5 months. Splotch has asked me not to include his diary and as I the narrator fear for my life I shall comply.
After finishing the clean up, Splotch went and climbed the tallest mountain around, threw down a bench, nailed it in and then sat down. He then rested for 3 days.
After he finished resting up he looked around and said "What a big stupid mess, oh well not my job anymore".
Then he left to head back to the local merchant town of Thriodontrés. He walked for three days and three nights stopping only to clean up messes left behind by the inconsiderate dead and dying travellers that were hunted down by theives.
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The legend of Janitor Knight
HumorIt is a random story that does not make too much sense (I think) and is meant specifically to help set up further adventures in this world and to allow people to laugh. Best rankings: #5 Absurd 11/11/2022 #83 Stupid 11/11/2022 #11 Janitor 11/11/2022