The legend of Janitor Knight

Chapter 12: Janitor Knight and the search for the funni

Splotch couldn't recall the last time he laughed truly (it was two chapters ago when he last laughed) and to him that was a problem. There hadn't been any new clean up jobs for a while and so he decided to go out to find something funny. So he set out on his quest and started a journey going from town to town. In each town he visited he watched every circus act, heard every joke but every time he didn't find any of it funny. After he had reached the last town and listened to every joke and watched the circus he was sad 😢. Splotch decided to visit the local quest shop to talk to some bartenders to see if they knew of something that could make him laugh. Upon arrival to the quest shop the rank smell of tankfish(the military of the sea) immediately assaulted his nose. The smell was so strong that when the smell punched Splotches nose it ended up breaking. This made Splotch angry, very angry, very very angry, very very very angry.

In a drunken rage(even tho he hasn't touched alcohol in his life) he pulled out a bottle of Sheerpave and sprayed down every last tankfish in the quest shop, destroying the smell and saving all the hostages.

One of the bartenders then started to speak (Overly stupid Texan accent) "ey ther pardner. Taynks fir sivan' oar livs bak der. Me I boi u a dink" the bartender then fell over due to the sheer stupidity of what he just said.

Another more literate and female bartender asked Splotch a question "what you doin around these here parts?"

Splotch responded saying "I am looking for something to make me laugh. I have visited 20 different towns on the way here and tried everything in each town but nothing was funny. *sobs* I-I j-just w-want t-to laugh"*starts crying*

The bartender started consoling Splotch telling him it was ok to cry and decided to tell him about the legendary funni box.

"A long time ago there was a man who found nothing funny, until while walking in the woods he found a box. The box was gray and had a strange piece of black glass with a small oval shaped thing next to the box that could be moved around. The man investigated the box and found a small button with a peculiar shape. He pressed the button and the black glass started emitting lights and sounds. This scared the man who ran behind a tree, but after a while the man walked towards the box again. He started moving the small oval and found out when the oval moved a small thing on the glass moved. (He also learned how to click the mouse) after using the oval for a while he clicked on a strange symbol that said "goo-goal chrome" and it made the entire glass go white. But then the man started playing with a smaller rectangle that when you pushed down on something it showed up on the computer. Soon he ended up pressing a strange button (he searched up funni memes) and a strange image showed up and he laughed thoroughly."

Splotch then asked if he could get a map to the funni box and the bartender turned around picked up a bottle of alcohol(empty) and threw it at Splotch breaking open the bottle and revealing the map. Splotch then grabbed the map and was kicked out of the shop. After following the old musty and outdated map he finally found the funni box. He sat down and immediately found more funni memes (I don't have any😢) and he laughed hard "ke kle kle kle kle kle kle kle klean ke kle kle kle kle kle kle kle klean" but then a fat discord moderator walked out of the woods (somehow). The bartender forget to tell Splotch about the guardian of the funni box.

The discord mod immediately thinking that Splotch was breaking the rules quickly hopped on the computer and mute him. Splotch didn't care and broke the Discord Mods neck, put the funni box in his bag of holding (with the infinite power source, gaming chair, mouse, keyboard, headphones and the computer itself)  and as soon as he got home. Immediately poured 10 trillion metric tons of bleach on the funni box (somehow not breaking it) and all the other things (that stuff was disgusting), proceeded to dip his hand in a bucket of Sheerpave (he tanked the damage like the Giga chad he is) and now in his new home had access to the funni forever. Splotch also ended up becoming a successful streamer on twotch/vt//JanitorMan97 and upgraded the monitor and computer multiple times using his big brain energy [insert Markiplier big brain meme here] and now owns the best computer in the world. (He also got his first actual ability, Meme lord blast(he never uses it as all it does is make a new meme)) the end