The legend of Janitor Knight

Chapter 8: The boy who called Janitor (part 1)

In this chapter, I the narrator, shall share you a little story called "The boy who called Janitor" Our story begins in a small village that lived on a small island with a person needing to cross 10 different oceans to get to the island without stopping for water or food. The journey could take upwards of 10 years to get to this island but the little island thrives either way. Anyways our little boy is a tiny child around 2"4 named Jeff, that no one really liked due to the fact that he had a bad habit of "relieving" people of random internal organs, trying to summon Cthulhu, putting arrows into people knees, boasting among other things like lying or talking meanly to others. In other words he was a menace to society that needed to be put down but no one could lest they lose their internal organs too. (In this world you can sell various internal organs on the black market and make lots of money) 

     One day Jeff was roaming around the village trying to find his next person to "relieve" of their internal organs, when he noticed a couple of people talking about a new strong person named Splotch who was.... A janitor. Upon hearing this Jeff concocted a plan, an evil plan, a wealth making crime, an internal organ "relieving"  plan. Meanwhile a couple other villagers recognized the face that Jeff was making and remarked "looks like Jeff is gonna steal some more internal organs from somebody. That boy is such a rascal. ;p"

     In order to set his plan in motion, Jeff needed to make a massive mess and then hire Janitor Knight and get him to agree to terms that if he didn't get to the town in a certain amount of time and then clean up the mess in another very short period of time that Janitor Knight would do it for free and then allow Jeff to "relieve" him of his internal organs. This was actually a plan that had worked several times in the past for some strange and stupid reason.

We shall now take a break from our scheduled programming to teach you, yes you the reader how to make a massive mess quickly and efficiently in 7 easy steps. Step 1, gather up 20 humans in the middle of a place that a lot of people frequent. Step 2, ready your weapon (Olive our demonstrator has chosen a needle). Step 3, Rip.... And..... TEAAAAARRRR!!!!!! Step 4, Repeat Step 3 until desired mess is achieved Step 5, sell all organs on the black market Step 6, blame a random person that was at the event for all the carnage. Step 7, don't get caught.