The legend of Janitor Knight

Chapter 7: Janitor Knight vs. a random overly destructive numbskull

It was a fine Sunday afternoon and Splotch was cleaning up a small battlefield, merrily whistling, he jauntily swept up the hundreds of dead bodies into his void portal. It was his 30th day cleaning up a large but short war known as the 96 second war as the war ended in 96 seconds due to the fact that the overly destructive numbskulls ended up killing all the troops in the 96 seconds that they were called in for on day 40 of the war. Obviously mistakes had been made in that war and so the local king, King Bricorak asked Splotch to clean it up and as Splotch really wouldn't ever say no to a cleaning job he accepted the job.

On the other side of the battlefield there was one of those overly destructive numbskulls wandering around the area admiring his own destructive power. He was actually a human from another world who loved reading isekai manga and watching isekai anime. He had been killed by a random angry 9 year olds dad after our isekai protagonist had killed him over and over in 5 games of Fortnite. After some random god had seen this they decided to reincarnate our newly killed "hero" into the world of Splotch. This man was actually the same age as Splotch and lived in the exact same town as Splotch when they were children. As an Isekai protagonist our "hero" always was the strongest fastest and coolest person around. Anyways our "hero's" name was Olive.

As Olive admired his "work" and showing it to a random "harem" girl, he noticed Splotch cleaning up the battlefield.

In a bid to get his first harem member, Olive told the girl, "Hey watch me turn that guy into some free EXP" Olive then winked at the girl, teleported around 25 meters up and shouted at the top of his lungs "Rashaska.... OBLITERATE!!!" After Olive finished speaking those two words, a massive flaming Buddha statue appeared.

Then the Buddha statue looked down at Splotch, open both of its eyes revealing the gate to Hell. Finally it opened its right hand and spoke "^€^]¥!|^!|¥|!€|=*[+|/(:!.&:$-"!)@??,;,£". A massive orb appeared in its open hand, scorching heat eminating from the orb. The orb suddenly accelerated towards Splotch and blew up, devistating the land around it for hundreds of kilometres.

Olive protected his "friend" and laughed with glee until he noticed that Splotch was fine. That was when Olive decided to get serious.

Splotch had noticed a massive flaming Buddha statue opened its right hand and both its eyes earlier but didn't really care at all until it fired out its flaming orb. That was when Splotch realized something was attacking him and that was also when he decided to attack back. Now both Splotch and Olive deciding to fight the other, it had become an official fight. Splotch grabbed his broom (which could now turn into a glave and was indestructible). The battle was quick but destructive with Olive using all of his best spells and abilities. Splotch tanked the things that he couldn't reuse for other purposes and stored the things he could reuse in his bag of holding for later.

After Olive had used all but one of his spells he realized that he in order to win must use his strongest spell, "Shatter". Olive started meticulously preparing the spell and Splotch realizing what spell Olive was preparing, decided to end the fight with one blow. Moving so fast it was like he was teleporting, Splotch took one final step cracking part of the continental plate he was on, lunged forward and punched Olive so hard in the chest that his body exploded into tiny droplets of blood in a cone shape stretching on for around 15 kilometres. Splotch had won, but now he had to clean up even more and so in the end Splotch never won at all.