Chapter 11: Splotch explains what a Giga chad is

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"Today Our hero, Splotch the Janitor Knight shall teach us what a Giga chad is. Take it away Splotchhhhh!"

Splotch: "A Giga chad is someone who puts bros before hoes, tanks the final bosses ultimate attack and doesn't make fun of somebody for being fat. I'M LOOKING AT YOU TYLERRRR!!! Anyways Giga chads are simply put just a chad that is Giga. Also for some reason random people just act so idiotically around me saying things like, UwU owo pls dominate me daddy. I have to harness all of my chadly energies to not ctrl+alt+delete them. Also a Giga chad doesn't care about what someone looks like and instead pays attention to their actions. Like there is a lot of prejudice against people taking the true-self potion simply because they think that it's a disgrace when some people feel that the potion will allow them be their true selves. If that true self is a Weremanoid(humanoid animal) or an elf or a different gender that's fine. Giga chads are good people but most important of all.. they must irradiate Chadly Energy... Giga chads are the evolution of normal chads and of one chads hard enough they can become a Demi-chad and then if they chad even harder they can become a supreme chad and finally if they chad  their absolute hardest they just become a freaking try hard seriously. Chads don't try hard they just are Chads just by existing. Anyways thanks for coming out to my Ted talk and before we all leave may your STONKS be ever in your favour, try always to get the high ground and don't be racist, speciesist, genderist or be freaking mean. Thank you everybody and g'bye

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