The legend of Janitor Knight

Chapter 9: The boy who called Janitor (part 2)

Jeff, our current hated brat has just finished killing 300 different people, blamed it all on a random villager, and has now hired Splotch, our hero to come and clean up the mess but, he must reach the island and then clean up the mess in under 14 days. Jeff is currently underestimating Splotch and sent the letter to our beloved hero.

Splotch was just resting in his home when all of a sudden he heard a knock on the door. Getting up, he walked over to his ironwood door and opened it. What he saw was a pitifully weak messenger with a now broken hand and a job offer. The job offered him 5 million doll hairs to clean up a massacre but if he failed to do it within 14 days of accepting the offer, including how long it took for him to reach the island he would have to forfeit all of his internal organs and then become a slave to whoever had sent him the offer. Splotch accepted this challenge and went to pack up his things.

Back at the island, Jeff was overjoyed as he was about to get some nice juicy organs to sell for a nice juicy profit. He had used all the money from selling 300 dead peoples organs to try and prevent Splotch from ever reaching the island. But, Jeff didn't really know who he was up against and underestimated our dear, this could cost him his life but Jeff being his overconfident self didn't care.

Back with Splotch he had just finished packing up all the supplies he would need and then ran as fast as he could in order to reach the island (His top speed at this moment is Mach 7). After running across stormy sea after stormy sea, Splotch arrived at the island, ready to clean up the mess. What he saw shocked him
  
     He walked around slowly, noticing how the island seemed empty, as if it was never inhabited in the first place. Splotch wanting to double check that this was the actual place, just cloaked with magic pulled out a small bit of anti-concealer dust and blew on it revealing the actual island, thoroughly destroyed. Splotch immediately pulled out a bottle of Sheerpave and quickly set off to work, spraying down every last inch of the island setting up what was in essence a perfectly level plane.

   Splotch looked around trying to determine what to do next when suddenly he had an idea. He was going to use a new thing he had accidentally made, The Stuff Of Creation(patent pending) or S.O.C. and immediately sprayed down the entire thing recreating the island back to before the place was destroyed. Then finally seeing the original job he was meant to clean up, the mess that Jeff had made, he quickly pulled out his bottle of Sheerpave once more and sprayed down the mess. This ended up removing every last piece of bloody mess and all he had to do was sweep away the rest of the dirt and get someone to revive all of the missing villagers(after the massacre).

   In order to revive everyone, he contacted his friend Tony the Tricky Time-lord and asked Tony the Tricky Time-lord if Tony the Tricky Time-lord could reverse time to revive all the villagers. Tony the Tricky Time-lord being a great guy immediately said yes to reversing time to revive all the villagers and immediately did it. Now with all the villagers back Splotch said goodbye to Tony the Tricky Time-lord and contacted the person who hired Splotch in the first place.

    Jeff was surprised when he found out what Splotch had done and because Jeff had spent all of his doll hairs on stoping Splotch from reaching the island in the first place and in stopping him from doing his job, Jeff now had to be subjected to whatever Splotch wanted, and Splotch... wanted VENGEANCE! Splotch picked up Jeff and starting beating him into a pulp. Punching him in the face, then the nuts, then the chest, he punched Jeff everywhere. Splotch then decided to ask if Tony the Tricky Time-lord could trap Jeff in a time-loop of Jeff being punched by Splotch while still feeling the pain from the last loop around. Again being the great friend that Tony the Tricky Time-lord is he said yes trapping Jeff in a time-loop forever. Even now you can hear Jeff's screams of pain and terror as he is endlessly punched for eternity...... THE END.