The legend of Janitor Knight

Chapter 6: Highway robbery and the rise of The Janitor Knight

(WARNING, some may find a joke in this chapter offensive, please be advised)
It was a fine Saturday afternoon, Splotch was merrily on his way to a small castle out in the middle of Źörgesbjorn when a band of 5 theives jumped out in an attempt to rob our brave hero. After recouping from the initial blows Splotch looked up and noticed one of them was a man he knew. It was the old man's other apprentice, Krum, destroyer of spots and ender of lives.

Splotch then shouted with the voice of a thousand men "Krum, Destroyer of spots and ender of lives, quit this nonsense and join me as a Janitor"

In response Krum trying to seem superior shouted "You are a failure Splotch! You have failed our old man, he thought you were the one! But you failed him... and for That! I shall take your life" In an instant Krum had drew his blade and attacked. Splotch ducked quickly before spraying Krum in the face with bleach. Krum yelled "Dirty, Backstabing, unloved, motherless, imbecilic asshole. I will get you for this. Men ATTACK!!!!"

Krum's men attacked Splotch with a hatred that only the most dedicated of men could boulster. One man threw 6 divine daggers of doom, Splotch dodged it. Another man swung his mace of gravity at Splotch, Splotch dodged it causing the man to swing himself into the moon. The rest of Krum's men attacked with weapons that could destory mountains but with each attack, Splotch dodged effortlessly causing the unlucky attacker to either kill an ally, kill themselves, injure themselves or an ally or they would get hit by a different allies attack. Soon it was down to just Krum and Splotch.

Krum muttered to himself "so it's come to this huh. Fine, I guess I will have to resort to my ultimate weapon" Suddenly with the voice of 1000 serious men

Krum yelled "I summon thee, Femboy Fox uwu sussy baka owo" Then a sudden flash of bright light appeared and a sussy wussy footprint walked out from the sudden appearance of smoke. Splotch then realized what Krum had just summoned.

A sussy wussy femboy fox was a class 69 world ending threat. They are a form of zombie that are attracted to areas grouped full of males. They then trick the males into thinking that it is a female and as soon as they make physical contact with the sussy wussy femboy fox they themselves will turn into a sussy wussy femboy fox and will then be attracted to the other males, touch them and soon the world would be covered in sussy wussy femboy foxes and females and then the plague would mutate causing them to be attracted to females as well converting all of the females of the world into a sussy wussy femboy fox and finally, the sussy wussy femboy foxes would start duplicating until the entire planet is filled to the brim with sussy wussy femboy foxes. The only cure is for one man to be such a chad that they resist the plague and kill or get rid of the sussy wussy femboy fox.

Back to the story at hand, Splotch after realizing what had just happened yelled "Krum, you big fat fuck. Do you realize what you have just done"

Krum responded "This is the only way to avenge our old man" Suddenly the sussy wussy femboy fox reached out its sussy wussy hand and touched Krum, converting him into a sussy wussy femboy fox.

Suddenly the newly converted Krum spoke. "UwU" he said. "You are such an owo alpha male, pls dominate me UwU"

Splotch being the giga chad that he is, pulled out his bottle of Sheerpave and sprayed Krum ending the sussy wussy femboy fox in screams of absolute agony.

Krum's final words were, "UwU". Splotch turned around, picked up his broom, and then beat the other sussy wussy femboy fox into a bloody pulp. It took Splotch five whole days to clean up the bloody and organ spilled mess that the beating had caused. But Splotch was now a hero. Some travellers had seen what had happened and reported it to the nearby king, King Castlemaw the VIV.

After a couple hours King Castlemaw the VIV showed up to see Splotch in person and upon seeing how dedicated to the cause of cleaning Splotch was, the king knighted Splotch and appointed him as
an official Janitor Knight. Splotch was overjoyed more or less at the thought that he was considered apart of the Hall of fame for janitors known as the Janitor Knights. THE Janitor Knight had officially entered the world.