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Ava: Do you know why we are all here today?
Kyle: My mommy and daddy love each other very much-
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Ava: You really want to Audition, don't you y/n?
Ava: Go for it, break a leg!
Kyle: That's an awful thing to say!
Ava: It means good luck, Kyle.
Kyle: Oh, then y/n, I sincerely hope you get hit by a bus!
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Kyle: Ooh, I like your accent, where you from?
Y/n: I am Liberian.
Kyle: Oh, my bad.
Kyle, whispering: I like your accent, where you from?
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Ava: I don't want to tell you to clean your room again!
Kyle: ...but you will, right?
Ava: Oh, for sure.
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Kyle/Ezra: Me and my girl don't argue. She tells me to shut up and I do.
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Kyle: When do I get my own gun?
Ezra/Maudie/Ava: I wouldn't trust you with a toy lightsaber.
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Kyle: Can you be quiet?! I'm trying to think.
Ezra: Don't worry. Doing anything for the first time is difficult.
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Ezra: Kyle is a dumb giraffe.
Maudie/Ava: Why?
Ezra: Number one, he's tall and two he's dumb
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Kyle: Hey, how did my phone break?
Maudie: You were drunk yesterday.
Kyle: And?
Ezra: You threw it.
Kyle: Why?
Ava: You turned on airplane mode and kept screaming "FLY DAMN YOU!"
Kyle: And why didn't you stop me?!
Ezra: We were busy laughing our asses off.
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Ava: Ew. What kind of tea is this?
Kyle: I boiled gatorade.
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Y/n: Ava, I'm sad.
Ava: *Holds out arms for a hug* It's going to be okay.
Y/n: Kyle, I'm sad.
Kyle/Ezra, nodding: mood.
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Y/n: Why are Kyle and Ava sitting with their backs to each other?
Maudie: They had a fight.
Y/n: Then why are they holding hands?
Maudie: They get sad when they fight."
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Teacher: Ezra, you'll be working with Maudie and Y/n
Ezra: Alright! My fantasy threesome!
Everyone else: *blank stares*
Ezra: ...Of people on a team.
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Maudie: Truth or dare?
Kyle: Dare
Maudie: I dare you to kiss the prettiest person in the room
Kyle: Hey Y/n?
Y/n, blushing: Yeah?
Kyle: Could you move? I'm trying to get to Ava
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Ezra: Can I be frank with you guys?
Maudie, in a jokey corny tone: Sure, but I don't see how changing your name is gonna help.
Kyle, oblivious: Can I still be Kyle?
Ava: Shh, let Frank speak.
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Ezra: I currently have 7 empty notebooks, and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Kyle: Put spaghetti in it.
Ezra: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Ava: Put spaghetti in it.
Ezra: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Maudie: Put spaghetti in it.
Ezra: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
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Kidnapper, negotiating with the rest of the inBESTigators: We have Kyle. Give us ten thousand dollars and he will be returned to you unharmed
Kyle: Whoa, whoa, wait, you think I'm only worth ten thousand dollars?
*Kidnapper stares*
Kyle: Make it a million!
Ezra, Maudie and Ava through the phone: KYLE STOP.
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The InBESTigators oneshots and other stuff
FanfictionI decided to make one shots because I can stop and continue anytime this way :D Mostly going to be Mauzra (Cus smart people love stories are the best, and I mean it, it's mostly Mauzra here ya-), Some Kyva (Cus their odd couple dynamic is very cute...
