[Cipher's Son || Fight Falls]

The Deep End [Pt.4]

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ᴺᵒʷ ᵖˡᵃʸᶦⁿᵍ; [ Hayloft ]
by Mother Mother

♦️{No one's POV}♦️

Dipper fires another water balloon at the cooler box, causing the water to spill out of it.

"I cannot breathe! You must hurry!" Mermando screamed. [N] drives the cart towards the lake, then hits the brakes, causing him along with Mabel and the cooler box to fall off the cart.

"I'm still alive!" [N] announces to no one in particular. Dipper eventually catches up to the three to them. "Alright, enough bullshit! The jig is up! Hand over that cooler!" Dipper demands.

"Never!" Mabel refuses fiercely.

"Why the fuck not? Why do you even need it?" Asked Dipper, frustrated. "We needed the cooler to save our new friend because he needs to go home. He's really hot and I combed his luscious hair so I can hook him up with [N]! He needs to be in the cooler because he breathes fucking water because he's a fucking merman!"

"He's not my friend. He's a fucking freak and I want him gone." [N] remarks after he he gave Mabel a 'What the actual fuck is wrong with you' look. "Ignore him." Mabel adds quickly.

"Wait, you tried to hook him up with—" Dipper was immediately interrupted by Mermando rolling out of the cooler. "Hola..." The merman casually greeted.

"Holy fuck! Way to bury the hatchet, guys..."

"Dipper, Mermando the merman. He's a merman..." Mabel reiterated.

"Nice to meet you," Mermando gave a kind smile, "also, I think I am dying..." He goes limp as he gasps for water. "...haaauuuh..."

"Oh, no! Mermando!" Shrieked Mabel. "Dipper, you're a lifeguard! Give him CPR!"

"Mermen don't breathe air dumbass!" Dipper refutes.

"Then give him reverse CPR! Doii Dipshit!" Mabel counters and blew a raspberry. Dipper runs to the pool car and grabs a bottle of water. He runs back and leans  over Mermando, steeling himself before he held the water he consumed in his mouth.

Before he could begin the CPR, [N] snatched Mermando and throws him over his shoulder, leaving the twins confused. He then rushes over to the dock near the lake. "Home ruuunn!!" [N] shouts as launches Mermando in the water.

Mabel gasps and Dipper chokes on the water in his mouth. Mermando smacks the surface of the water face first before he slowly sinks into. Resurfacing after a minute. The merman emits dolphin sounds, quickly coughing then after.

"I am weak from coughing. How will I get my family to hear my call from the mighty depths of the ocean?" Mermando wonders, voice hoarse.

"I've got it. BRB!" Mabel goes to grab a megaphone from the golf cart before returning. "Problem solved!" [N] said as he grabbed the megaphone and presented it to the merman.