I made a PvZ2 love story instead of having breakfast

Chapter 7: Egypt

"I vote to go through the portal," Chilly Pepper declared.

"I do too," Rotobaga agrees.

"No way!" Pepper-pult snarls. "We're not going into a completely random..."

Everybody then began running and jumping through the portal.

"...portal." Pepper-pult mutters.

Everybody went in, and then the portal closed.

"Uh oh," Magnet-shroom worried.

"Where are we?" Meteor Flower asked.

"I think we're in Egypt." Cabbage-pult explains.

"Oh, that's fine. Let's go back home now." Blooming Heart said, relieved.

"ANCIENT Egypt." Cabbage-pult concluded.

For a few seconds, everyone was silent.

"Ancient Egypt? That means I'm home!" Bloomerang exclaimed.

Then a man wearing a toga and a strange hat said, "Who are you people? Are you intruders?"

"No, we come in peace," Blover assured.

"Throw them in my dungeon until I found out what to do with them!" The man ordered.

Hundreds of guards then came to seize them.

"Where are they taking us?" Asked Holly Barrier.

"To his dungeon," Bloomerang explained. "Duh."

"And who was that man?" Hot Potato questioned.

"I think it's the pharaoh," Bloomerang said.

"The what?" Hot Potato asked, confused.

"The pharaoh," Bloomerang repeated. "The ruler of Ancient Egypt."

The guards brought all the plants to a large pyramid, threw them inside, and shut the gate.

"Well, this is just great," Dazey Chain sarcastically said. "How are we gonna get out?"

"Maybe this lever opens the door," Stallia said, followed by her pulling the lever.

Then the floor opened up to a pit of spikes and everyone fell in. You might think this would be the end for our heroes, but it wasn't, with Grimrose managing to grab the ledge of the trapdoor just in time, followed by Kernel-pult grabbing onto Grimrose, and Gold Bloom grabbing onto Kernel-pult, and... well, I think you get the idea. This extremely long chain stretched all the way down to the bottom of the pit, with Zoybean Pod at the very end, just a few inches from the spikes.

"Uh, guys? There's a hole on the side of the pit." Noticed Endurian, who was in the middle of the chain.

"I'm gonna jump out of this chain and into the hole," Endurian said. "Then you guys can grab onto its ledge and climb in, so you should be fine."

All the plants below him on the chain did what he said, and climbed up into the hole. After they had finished, the people above Endurian dropped down onto the ledge, and walked in through the hole with the rest.

As Thyme Warp was walking with everyone else, he saw a gray tile with a picture of a boulder on it. 

He was about to avoid it when Gold Leaf said, "How far does this tunnel go?"

Thyme Warp, now mesmerized by Gold Leaf's beautiful voice, just kept walking straight and then-

CLICK!

Suddenly an enormous boulder fell down behind them and began rolling.

"I have an idea," Turkey-pult said.

"What is it?" Levitater asked.

"RUN!" Turkey-pult shouted.

Everyone began running and running and running. Just when it felt that they couldn't run anymore, they saw a time machine at the end of the hole.

"Yes! A time machine!" Thyme Warp said. "Everyone, go, go, go!"

Everyone ran into the time machine, but with it being such a tight squeeze and all, you gotta expect that at least a few buttons would be pressed by accident.

And they were.

The time machine glowed white, spun around, and vanished.