DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN

𝟢𝟢𝟣. 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗎 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗆𝖾?

💋💋💋.

▐ 𝗉𝖺𝗀𝖾 𝟣.
11/20/22.
#𝗇𝖾𝗂𝖼𝗒𝗅𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝟢:𝟢𝟢 . " if you don't even try to interact with your readers , your automatically a bad writer. period. "

hey y'all, it's you're favorite blackie here. and im high asl rn. js got finished smoking only a clip & somehow im smacked keep that in mind pls

plus this is js a lil drabble boutta take my black ass to bed. anyway as y'all know, this is my own personal diary. i will be ranting here, if you don't like what i say you can take your happy ass and exit

anyway, this first chapter is going to be about wattpad mother fuckers including everyone. i didn't know what else to rant about and successfully annoy you so here we FAWKING ARE 🤣🤣‼️‼️

now i am certainly not a professional but these writers need some fucking decorum. maybe even some writing lessons, because they need their shit tg

like? are you shitting me? but any fucking who, i wanted to talk about how some people write their books specifically about how they describe the readers

& it might look like im being a whiny bitch which i the fuck i am, if u got a problem, i couldn't care less. lolsies. but maybe if some people take their heads from out their ass crack maybe this will help a little

*looks at imaginary camera*

now when i read some books, i notice little things like, "her pale skin turned a deep color of red.." blah blah blah. but its a reader book ? if your not gonna atleast include everyone, just make a damn oc

or at-least educate yourself. get a black friend or some shit. just something! even look the damn thing up. all jokes aside, its really not that hard to use your head its fucking common sense that if your have darker skin a bright ass pink or red blush will not show

( for educational purposes only )

LMAO

us black people can blush but its not visible. specifically of your darkskin or brownskin, which i am in between

i know its petty but it actually gets me frustrated, along with some other black folks to! js my opinion. their are some "blackreader" books + tags, but most of them make the reader some what ghetto?

plus i shouldn't have to look up "blackreader" just to find a book that makes me comfortable, especially if its a reader book smfh

and most of the time, if find a good book, its always some shit like this especially if i'm looking for a specific book, which most of the time i can't find a good black reader book for the fandom or genre im looking for

your prolly like, "so do it yourself" hell fucking no then you must gotta be out of your got rabbit ass mind. you know how much work that is bitch? blood sweat and tears plus im to lazy for that

i sometimes make little comments here and there like, "straight hair? im black, fool." and to be exact, one time i actually said this

and somebody had the audacity to say, "there's something called flat irons," bitch i don't want to flat iron my hair the fuck "that causes heat damage," i said to be a lil sassy, since i am a sassy shooter

and they were black, so i was genuinely confused. they should know that shit cause heat damage, unless you put heat protector, etc

i only do so on like special occasions, or when i want to look nice and bitch the scenario y/n was in was not special at all baby. most black people have thick and curly hair.

i personally have 4C hair, frizzy and thick. which is why i was thinking about locking it up because i am tired of waking up every morning and having to shape shift into a wrestler just to get my hair right when i don't have my hair into box braids, etc.

like baby why my edges on this side look
good, but you don't. why is this side smaller than the other why is this side more curvy than the other?? thats fuckin real pain

that shit takes a-lot of energy out of you i be taking long ass breaks cs my elbows be sleeping on me. one time i cried bruh. actually, multiple times. i be off it bro

anyways another thing. why the fuck y'all be making the readers 4'5. like bro what if the readers a fine ass stallion? huh? how the fuck would you feel. me personally, im 5'7 ( when i wrote this i was shorter so ntmm )

but you never know the reader may be 5'9. and it gets me mad. the comments be like, "but im 5'6+ ☹️" and it makes me wanna leave the book

its not that serious but idc. if you gon say something say the right thing bruh. or like i said, js make a oc its called y/n for a reason 😂..

and the same thing for my thick readers. i can go on and on but ima stfu for now bc i talk to fucking much anyway thats it for today

- hot girl neicyy, logging out !!

END OF CHAPTER QUOTE #1.

" we might listen to the same music,
but i listen to it better than you! "
- @ brndxq.

- DIARY OF A MAD BLACK WOMAN.