Just like the last one, it'll get updated over time. I use already existing incorrect quotes but sometimes i kinda change them up to make them funnier
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*It was Kazuha's funeral*
Heizou: Look, can I have a moment with him?
Heizou, to Kazuha: Alright, listen up bestie, I know you're not actually dead.
Kazuha: *opens eyes* yEAH NO ****-
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Bronya: Stop saying "I wish" and say "I will".
Kiana: I will my parents never left me.
Bronya:
Kiana:
Kiana: Who's the idiotka now, huh?
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You: I'm sorry, I didn't mean to get mad at you. Please forgive me.
Heizou: 3 words, 8 letters. Say it and I forgive you
You: I've free food (I have free food)
Heizou: You know me too well-
You: You said 8 letters.
Heizou:
Alternative ending:
You: I know where you live.
Heizou: EXCUSE ME-
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Fu Hua: Name a yellow fruit.
Senti: Orange.
Fu Hua: You had one job, Senti.
Fu Hua: ONE.
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Shinobu: What's the hardest things to say?
Rita: I need help.
"Seele": I'm sorry.
Collei: It was my fault.
Senti: I was wrong.
Bronya: Worcestershire sauce.
Brie: Humuhumunukunukuapua'a.
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Seele: What's a "thot"?
Senti: A thoughtful person!
Sirin: Why, yes.
Seele and Senti: Oh, okay!
*Later*
Bronya: I bought something for you, Seele.
Seele: Thank you, Bronya! You're such a thot!
Fu Hua: *spits out water*
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Thoma: I'm thirsty...
Ayato: Do not worry, I have a few boba drinks up my sleeve.
Thoma: Don't you mean "tricks up your sleeve"?
Ayaka: He did not
Ayato: *pulls out boba drinks from his sleeves* I did not.
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*You tried to commit arson but failed and got injured*
Kokomi: You could've died, you know.
You: Seriously, I'm not injured THAT bad. The doctor said all my bleeding are internal.
You: That's where the blood's supposed to be!
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Ei: I've never been in a snowball fight before. I don't know the rules.
Miko: What do you mean?
Ei: Like, is there a point system or it's to the death?
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Fu Hua: *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born AMAB or AFAB?
Sirin: Bold of you to assume I was born at all.
Theresa: I personally was created in a lab.
Veliona: I just straight up spawned lol.
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Living a never-ending fantasy - HI3 x GI x ProSeka x reader (feat. OC)
General Fiction(FANDOMS INVOLVED: Honkai Impact 3, Genshin Impact, Project Sekai) Sequel to 'It's not a dream'! Brie is now your roommate. And life is...back to normal. So called. But will you ever see your Genshin Impact friends again? Who knew that some new ones...
