These are mostly generated quotes. I edited some of them to make them sound funnier
Most of them are WxS shenanigans.
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Kanade: Schrödinger's cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that's both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.
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Rui: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever. I identify as a ******* THREAT.
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Rui: Three words. Say them and I'm yours.
Tsukasa: Three words.
Rui:
Nene, whispering to Tsukasa: It's "I love you" you ******* idiot-
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Nene: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword.
Tsukasa: That's why I carry two swords.
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Ichika: What are your goals?
Minori: To pet all the dogs. (Samo-chan's family and friends-)
Ichika: No, fitness goals.
Minori: To be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs.
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Tsukasa: Okay, so right here, it states that you're creative.
Rui: Yes
Tsukasa: Okay...may I know what you create?
Rui: Explosions.
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Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Nene:
Rui: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Tsukasa: OH MY GOD EMU FELL OFF!!!
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Tsukasa: I think Nene was right.
Ru: I'm surprised she hasn't marched in here to say 'I told you so.'
Emu: She wouldn't do that.
Nene: You're right, Emu. For once in your life, you're 100% right. I would never say that.
Nene: *turns around, the shirt she's wearing says 'Nene Told You So' on the back*
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Tsukasa: You lying, cheating, piece of ****!
Nene: Oh yeah? You're the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Tsukasa: I'm leaving you, and I'M TAKING EMU WITH ME
Rui, picking up the monopoly board: I think we're gonna stop playing now.
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Tsukasa, about Nene: Apparently we're getting someone new in the group.
Rui: Are we stealing them?
Emu: New or used?
Tsukasa: Wonderful responses, both of you.
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