Darthvader: Luke, I am your father
Luke: seriously? That jokes old.
BTW, who is this? Someone hacked into my phone and changed all the names.
Darthvader: no, seriously. I'm your father. Mom wants you to come home.
Luke: did you just seriously hacked into my phone yesterday just to change your contact name to "DarthVader" to say that?
Darthvader: yeah
Luke: sometimes I hate my name
