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Text #13

Son:you need to pike me up from school I got suspended.

Dad:WHAT?! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Son: the teacher said the stupidest person in the world that lives in Canada.

Dad: And????

Son: I said "no no no sir I think you're mistaken. you live in America"

Dad:hahaha!!! THAT'S MY SON.