Dog: how long do I have to wear this cone?
man: till your stitches come out
dog: its HUMILIATING!
man: WELL STOP FIGHTING SQUIRRELS
dog: I KEEP BUMPING INTO WALLS AND SHIT
man: so SIT DOWN
dog: WHEN I SIT DOWN I LOOK LIKE A DESK LAMP
Hay guys so I'm going to try and update one chapter a day for you guys and my next few chapters are going to be like this one
Love Leigh,
