Son: dad I got suspended from school
Dad: WTF YOU'RE GROUNDED!!!!!!!!!
what the hell did you do?
Son: well I was in class and we had this anti bullying person coming in to teach us and she goes "sticks and stones can break my bones but words will never hurt me"
Dad: and!?!?!?
Son: so I threw a dictionary at her head
Dad: you. Son. Are. Officially. Ungrounded
