Daughter: hey mom I got detention :-(
mom: What?!?! What happened and you're grounded
Daughter: well when the teacher was standing in front of the chalkboard she asked all idiots to stand up...
Mom: okay so??
Daughter: I stood up and said to her "well I didn't want you to feel lonely."
Mom: you are ungrounded you just made my day and everyone else here at work too
