Dad: do the dishes
Me: *picks up sock*
Dad: I don't want this *gives sock back *
Me: master gave dobby a sock, dobby is free!
Leigh: 1
Dad: 0
Hey guys I just want to say this now so I don't get comments say that this isn't a text, I know its not a text I just thought it was funny and I wanted to post it. P. S. If there is anything you want to know about me or my relationship or anything just ask in the comments and I'll make a chapter full of y'all's questions.
