Son:hay dad come pick me up I'm suspended
Dad:why? What did you do this time?
Son: nothing my teacher asked a simple question and I gave a simple answer
Dad: what was the question what was your answer and you're grounded
Son: she said I have 5 bottles in one hand in six in the other what do I have? I said a drinking problem
Dad: your ungrounded for learning my smart butt talent
