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Phil: I want sushi

Paul: I want a giraffe

Phil: Did you know that male giraffes use their faces to hit female giraffes on their bottoms, and that forces the female giraffe to pee, and then the male giraffe drinks the pee to find out if the females are ovulating.

Phil: please don't ask me why I know so much about giraffe sex


Hey guys I'm So sorry that I haven't updated this book in a while.
I've been so busy focusing on school and my family. But on other news I met a guy that I like and he likes me and we talk everyday what sucks is that we aren't allowed to date :-(

Love
Leigh

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