Son: hey dad I just got a new girlfriend and she's pregnant:-D
Dad: what is the matter with you are you proud?!?!?!? When you get home you're in so much trouble!!!!
Dad: your mother already knows and she's devastated. Whos this slut you idiot????
Son:Dad!!!!I mentioned perfect not pregnant I'm so sorry it's this same phone auto correcting me!!
Dad: oh my god you gave me a heart attack! Son I just broke your laptop sorry?
Son:........
