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Text #54

Dog: Postmans out cold

man: HOW??

dog: I TOOK HIM DOWN

man: FFS LEAVE HIM ALONE

dog: I JUMPED OUT THE UPSTAIRS WINDOW

man: OH MY GOD

dog: SHOUTED "IT'S RAINING BATDOG B*ICTH

Dog: SAVED THE WORLD

Man: YOU BELLY-FLOPED THE POSTMAN DIKE-HEAD