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"...Father, I'm disappointed in you." Loid seemed perplexed. "Eh? Why?" Olivia tapped his head, eliciting a hushed 'Hey!' from him. She stood in front of him, arms folded and a harsh expression on her face, as if about to scold Anya. "Why!? You lost the ring! And you didn't get a new one!"

She leaned to the side, her hand on her hip. "What? Yor is now supposed to have a grenade pin on her finger?" Loid chuckled nervously at her seriousness. "Uh, well. No?" Olivia gave him an expectant look. "So? Go get one. Now." He went blank. "Now? It's the middle of the night?" She yawned and pointed at him. "I don't give a damn. She'll be here tomorrow! Get the ring."

She stifled a yawn and returned to her room. "How'd they get married so quickly anyway?"

'These folks are definitely horny... speaking of horny?'

 "I wonder how 'pretty boy' is doing."

Loid remained silent as he watched her walk away. In thought, he gazed down at the floor. 'I wasn't planning on getting her another one; the marriage certificates are evidence enough.' He got up from the couch and went to his bedroom. 'But since she's so insistent, I suppose I'll send a message to Handler."

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The Forgers spent the next morning preparing and cleaning the house for Yor's arrival. Anya, on the other hand, was making a mess rather than cleaning. Olivia clenched her nose, disgusted by the odor. 

Turning around, she noticed Snooze exiting his restroom, content with his crap. "Ugh. Why, Snooze!?" Loid, who was busy cleaning the dishes, caught her eye. "Hey, let's play rock, paper, scissors real quick." Loid gave her a hesitant glance. "Why?" She gave an innocent smile. "There's no reason." He groaned and agreed to play her game.

"Rock! Paper! Scissors! Shoot!" She grinned. "Hah, GG! You lost. You have to clean Snooze's litter box! I'll do the dishes~"

Loid is taken aback by his defeated 'rock' and subsequently by her 'paper.' This was his first defeat in this game. It's as though she could read his thoughts! He grimaced at the litter box, sighing defeatfully [Is that a word?] as he handed her the dish rag.

As he slowly approaches the litter box, Snooze offers him an encouraging glance. 'You can do it! Clean it well!' Anya snickered behind him, giving Olivia a thumbs up as Loid headed for hell.  "Thank you, Anie. Here. A peanut."

"Yay~"

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Finally, the cleaning was completed, and the apartment smelled wonderful- no thanks to you. Snooze- the Forgers were busy making little treats, with Anya assisting as best she could. There was a knock on the door, ultimately Loid left to answer it. Anya was bouncing up and down with delight. "Mama has arrived! Mama has arrived! Via-Nee, Mama has arrived!"

Olivia's eyes rolled playfully as she gently moved Anya's face away from her tummy. "Quit it. You're gonna make me screw up the frosting." Loid and Yor entered the flat through the open door. Yor was introduced to their house by Anya, who spread her arms out dramatically. "Welcome to Anya's home!" Olivia just waved from the kitchen counter.

Yor clasped her hands together, tenderly smiled at Anya. "Thank you for the lovely welcome, Miss Anya." She looked at Olivia, who waved and returned to her icing. "Ah I-it's nice to see you again, Miss Olivia." 

Olivia made a funny expression at Yor. Lips pouty, brow lifted, and eyes squinted Yor became stiff. "You can just call me 'Olivia'. If you like, you can use 'via' too. You're our mother now right?" She smiled reassuringly and went on to finish her cakes. Yor's eyes widened as she spoke. Olivia, she was certain, despised her for some reason. She smiled. "Okay! Then I'll start calling you 'Via' as well!" 

Olivia, who had heard her, gave her a thumbs up while secretly eating some icing.

Anya eagerly took Yor's hand and dragged her around the house. "I'm going to take Mama on a tour!" Loid nodded and called after them. "We'll rehearse the interview once we've settled in." Olivia huffs as she washes her hands. "Boo~" Loid flicked her forehead and went to unload the remainder of Yor's belongings. 

"Owww! I'm being abused. She dramatically sobbed as she walked after Loid.
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Anya began by presenting their current location. "This is the kitchen! Papa and Via-Nee are good at cooking!" Yor made a clapping motion with her hands. "Aha! I see!" 

They then proceeded to the bathroom. "This is the toilet. That is the bathtub!" Yor glanced around, astounded. "It's spotless!" Anya pulled her booster from beneath the sink and showed it to Yor. "I can wash my face by myself!" Yor appeared to be permanently happy. "Miss Anya, you're such a big girl." 

They next went inside Anya's room. She dashed inside, motioning to the entire room. "This is Anya's room! Welcome!" Yor made her way inside. "Thank you for having me. What an adorable room." Anya grabbed her toy showing him to Yor. " I am Chimera. It is a pweasure to meet your acquiantenance."

She knelt to their level and addressed the toy. "I'm Miss Anya's mother, it's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Chimera." Anya placed Mr. Chimera down and proceeded to the next room.

"This is Via-nee's room!" Yor took a good look around the room. "My, what a comfy room." Anya dangled a sleeping Snooze from Olivia's bed in front of Yor. "This is Snooze! Anya's and Via-nee's cat! Snooze say 'Hello's!" 

Snooze let out a tired 'meow' at Yor and squirmed his way out of Anya's clutches, returning to the bed. Yor's eyes twinkled as she looked at the cat. "How adorable! He really likes sleeping, huh?" Anya agreed, slapping Snooze on the head repeatedly. "That's why he's Snooze."

After visiting Loid's and Yor's rooms, the Forgers found themselves seated on the couch, ready for their mock interview.

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