To put it simply, this story is about two soulmates, a strange companion and narrator, and the adventure of a lifetime.
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You're still curious, aren't you? Very well, I'll describe this story out in a bit more detail to you.
Karl is running awa...
TWs: Swearing, mentions of war and death, implied self-terminating (last two are only in the A/N and are part of some poetry)
navy blue line:
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"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING?"
"You're a god? A real god?"
"I- wha- I don't even know what to say I-"
"PLEASE DON'T SINK US PLEASE PLEASE BLESS US WITH GOOD CURRENTS AND MANY FISH!"
"EVERYONE, QUIET!"
Everyone quieted down, looking over at Philza.
"Now, can someone calmly explain what is going on?" he asked. Sapnap, Jack, and Tubbo all started talking at once, only to be interupted by the god themself, my dear old friend Cerulean.
"Hello, Captain Philza Crow VI and crew. As you all most likely know, I am Cerulean, god of water." Everyone on the ship kneeled simultaneously, one hand on their chests as a sign of respect. Cerulean laughed. "There's no need for that."
"But . . . it's the sign of respect." Tubbo said.
"I don't give a fuck about respect." Cerulean responded. "You can hate me if you want to, I don't care. It's not like you mortals can do much of anything about it."
Jack opened his mouth to argue back, then closed it when he realized that there was no argument he could make. Cerulean was right.
"Anyways," Cerulean continued as everyone got up, "back to the reason I'm here." She looked over at me. "I have a friend on this ship who is currently very invisible and since they're on the seas, I want to take this oppurtunity to hang out with him for the first time in like 50 years."
Sapnap's eyes lit up. "Wait, are you talking about Blu?" Everyone else on the ship faced him, very much confused.
"Yes, actually!" Cerulean spoke. "You must be the guy xey rescued and talked to enough that Jupiter had to ban him from speaking to mortals because xey were going against the rules of the Code of Powerful Beings!"
"I am!" Sapnap nodded. He then hesitated for a second. "Wait, she can't speak to mortals anymore and it's all my fault?"
"Yup." Cerulean said, dragging out the p.
"Oh shit."
"When were you planning on telling us that you have a god friend?" Philza asked.
"They're technically not a god." Cerulean explained. "Xey're an almost-god. There's a difference."
"So . . . there's not only gods, but almost-gods as well?" asked Ranboo, sounding incredibly confused.
"And demigods." I added although I knew nobody but Cerulean could hear me.
