TWISTED WONDERLAND HEADCANNONS (REQUESTS CLOSED)

Floyd & Jade-NSFW Alphabet

A- Aftercare (What is he like after sex) 

Jade is usually the one to bath you while Floyd is splashing water around the tub and trying to go for another round

B- Body Part (whats his favorite body part of yours and his) 

Floyd loves to fall asleep on your chest, but he also loves your thighs, "Shrimpy's body is so soft!~"
Jade can't get over your hands, so small and cute, fitting in his perfectly, "Aww~ look at how small your hand is,"

C- Cum (Basically where does he normally cum, IK i am a disgusting person) 

Both love cumming inside of you or on your face, then watch as it drips out/drips down

D- Dirty Secret (basically what is his dirty secret) 

The twins want to one day rail you in the pool at the lounge, and watch as your tears disappear into the water. And Azul! They want to have a foursome with Azul, think you can handle it?

E- Experience (How experienced is he) 

Everyone back home were either scared of them or their parents didn't want the twins to eat their child or something like that, so no experience, but take my word for it, they know what they're doing to you

F- Favorite position ( Goes without saying probs) 

Floyd likes when you ride him while Jade prefers taking you in missionary

G- Goofy (do they make jokes or are they serious) 

Goofy Ah Floyd-

H- Hair (Is he into Hair pulling) 

They both LOVE it, tug on Floyd's hair as he eats you out/gives you a blowjob, and grab at Jade's hair as he pounds into you

I- Intimate (How intimate are they?)

At first they just had sex with you for fun, then it eventually blossomed into something more, slowly getting closer and closer as time goes on

J- Jack off (I'm not explaining this.) 

Both the twins just straight up as you like, "Hey~ make love to me, will you?"

K- Kink (One or more Kinks) 

Floyd loves seeing you overstimulated while Jade likes to edge you, imagine this;
Jade thrusting into you quickly, almost reaching your high, getting so close. Only for everything to stop and Jade to chuckle in your ear as you whined, "P-please let me- haah~ cum.." Floyd pushed into you mid sentence, "Alright, Shrimpy!" And you get multiple rounds begging him to stop, only for Floyd to say, "But didn't you want this?~"

L- Location (where is the dance with no pants?) 

Usually in their room but neither are opposed to fucking somewhere public, or bending you over a desk in an empty classroom (Floyd)

M- Motivation (what Gets them going?) 

Seeing you in lingerie or a swimsuit won't work, remember that they are mer-people, they see females/males/others in swimwear all the time, you want to get their attention? Try walking up to them naked

N- No! (what will they absolutely Not do) 

(Non-yandere) Jade will never think of touching you without permission, Floyd will never think of letting you try out any kinks he finds odd or weird

O- Oral (Give or get?) 

BOTH FOR FLOYD AND JADE-

P- Pace (Fast and Rough or slow and sensual ect)

They're both fast and rough, theres never an in-between

Q- Quickie (do they like quickies?) 

Floyd is into that, Jade prefers taking his time

R- Risk (do they take risks?) 

They both love taking risks with you, but if you ask to stop Jade will stop, with Floyd it may take a little more convincing that it isn't a good idea..

S- Stamina (How long do they last) 

They are mer-people and magic-users, they can last WAY longer than you, and that's were the overstimulation kink starts, they can last days without breaks and only stopping when you pass out or are about to

T- Toy (Do they use toys?) 

Why would you need toys when they're tongues and fingers are lonnggg

U- Unfair (do they tease) 

Floyd teases every single time, but Jade is slightly more civilized than that, but still, teasing is a must at least once or twice each time

V- Volume (how loud are they) 

They are LOUD, Floyd wants everyone to hear who you belong to, but Jade is just naturally loud in bed, also their degrading and praises are louder than they need to be (Azul will never sleep properly again)

W- Wildcard (Random headcanon) 

Floyd was talking to Jade and Azul, Y'know just saying his thoughts out loud and he said, "Why don't we all split y/n?" They both looked at him like: good idea but- 👀

X- X-ray (what in dem pants?) 
My friend made this for me so I'm just going to ignore this one. Too tired to change it nor do I care

Y- Yearning (How high is their Sex drive?) 

Floyd = 60%
Jade = 40%
Floyd definitely has a high sex drive

Z- Zzz (how fast do they fall asleep afterwards?)

Floyd passes out as soon as his head hits your chest, Jade stays awake 'till you succumb to sleep <3