A Guy In The Analysts Club

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--Now...are you leaving? (ENFP)
--Oh,so you want to get rid of me? (INTJ)
--Never. (ENFP)
--Manipulation tactics failed. How? (INTJ)
--No one can resist my charms! (ENFP)
--The student beats the teacher,oh I can't believe it! (INTJ)

He laughed and said:

--By the way,answering your anterior question,do you want me to? (INTJ)
--Neh,I am having fun with you. You stay here. (ENFP)
--Thank you. Eat up,it's gonna get cold. (INTJ)

I munched on the food and he took a pack of something from his pocked.

--Uh,just gonna take a cigarette out really quick. (INTJ)
--Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah,slow down! No smoking in my apartment! (ENFP)

He lowered the cigarette from his lips and said:

--Oh really? (INTJ)
--Just kidding,I wanna try one. (ENFP)
--Ah hah,that's more like it! (INTJ)

He chuckles and takes a cigarette that was ready to be lit up as I reach for it,but his smile fades slowly.

--Oh no...my dear,what a mistake I have made. You can't smoke! (INTJ)

He snatched the cigarette out of my hand.

--Hey! (ENFP)
--It is bad for your health. (INTJ)
--But you get to smoke,why can't I? (ENFP)
--Because...because...I can't give you an answer for this. I want you to be healthy. (INTJ)
--But why aren't you healthy huh? (ENFP)
--Well,there's this thing it the cigarettes called nicotine which helps me with my productivity when I am tired because my motivation and willing to live are like a sloth. (INTJ)
--But what if my motivation was also like a sloth? (ENFP)
--ENFP,your energy is so high that anyone who sees you for the first time assumes you either have ADHD or you drank 40 cans of Coke. (INTJ)
--Maybe 40 cans of cock. (ENFP)

He looks weirded out at me and says:

--Gosh,ENFP,you need to mature as soon as possible! (INTJ)
--That is the worst thing I've heard today. (ENFP)
--Glad I made your day bad. (INTJ)

He got up to leave,but I rapidly snatch the cigarette and lighter.

--WAIT WHAT ARE Y- (INTJ)

I light it up and put it between my lips.

--Why? Just why? (INTJ)

I inhale the substance but I regreted it. I started coughing harshly.

--INTJ how in the (cough) world do you smoke this (cough ×2) bullshit?! (ENFP)
--Told you not to try. But it calms me when I am mad. (INTJ)
--FOR ME IT'S QUITE CONTRARY,IT ANNOYS ME! (ENFP)
--It annoys you because you are smoking wrong. If you really wanna do this,let me show you how. (INTJ)

He throws my cigarette away and lights up another one.

--Firstly,you lit up the wrong side. (INTJ)

He went behind my back and I could feel the same cold,back-shivering breath in my neck. He tucked a piece of hair behind my ear.

--Put it like this. (INTJ)

He grabs my chin and puts the cigarette between my lips with a concentrated look. I smoked a bit. Same reaction. Coughed harshly.

--Then I guess smoking is not for you. (INTJ)

I clear my throat and smoke the second time. It was actually...kinda cool.

--Hmm...it is really nice and it calms me down indeed! I kinda like it! (ENFP)
--No you don't. (INTJ)
--Uh...yes I do. (ENFP)
--This is the first and last time you will smoke. Finish this one up while you have it. I will leave. (INTJ)

I didn't care about what INTJ had to say. He got up but as he was about to leave I confidently asked him:

--INTJ? (ENFP)
--Yes? (INTJ)
--Can we meet up to our secret place to smoke together tomorrow? (ENFP)
--I already told you,this is your first and last cigarette. (INTJ)

I went up to him,clinged to his arm and tried to make my best puppy eyes when I asked him hopefully convincing:

--Pweaaseeeeeeee? (ENFP)
--No negotiating,understood? (INTJ)

I still didn't give up.

--Come o- (ENFP)
--No more words. You do as I say. (INTJ)

I lowered my eyes,defeated. He then grabbed my tie almost choking me and repeated with a scary tone:

--Understood? (INTJ)
--Y-yes chef. (ENFP)

I gulped in shock. He let me go and left. What a strange situation. So what? Cigarettes are cool,I am not gonna stop just because he is baby-ing me. Pfft!
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