A Guy In The Analysts Club

LXIII

~INTJ's POV~

It's dangerous out there for her. If I can't protect my angel while she's away from me,this means I have to keep her for myself.

--Good morning,sunshine. (INTJ)
--Morning,love. (ENFP)
--How are you feeling? (INTJ)
--Still kinda shaken from last night... (ENFP)
--Don't worry,he will never touch you again. If he does...the third time won't exist for him. (INTJ)
--Are you sure? What if...it'll happen to me again? (ENFP)
--It won't. If it will happen...it won't happen again. You know I love you very much. (INTJ)
--Yes,my love... (ENFP)

ENFP snuggled me quietly. After some moments,I interruped the silence.

--You know you're not leaving the house this week,right? (INTJ)
--Huh? (ENFP)
--I don't want anything like this to happen to you again,so we got to take action. (INTJ)
--But- (ENFP)
--I don't even want to hear anything if it's contrary to my decision. (INTJ)
--Fine...thank you...and I'm sorry I agreed to take the shift. (ENFP)
--You wouldn't have known what will happen. The only person guilty here is that bastard. (INTJ)
--He seemed nice at first sight...I had no idea. (ENFP)
--I also seemed mean at first. Am I mean? (INTJ)
--Yes,only to others. (ENFP)
--You got the deluxe version of me,love. (INTJ)

~After 2 months,ENFP's POV~

Things have been good recently,ESTP and ISFJ got together. Somehow they function.

--They look cute together,to be honest. (ENFP)
--Hm...I'd prefer us over them. (INTJ)
--Yea,you're absolutely right,but jit finally found hapiness. (ENFP)
--I'm really surprised that he's not gay though. (INTP)
--He acts gay as fuck. (INTJ)
--It's been said that the ones who act the gayest...are the straightest. (ENFP)
--Heck no. (INTP)
--So...how is ISTP? (ENFP)
--He's doing ok,I'n going to visit him today. Can't believe you really got me and INTJ to come outside. (INTP)

We were out for lemonade.

--Truly unbelievable. But INTP,you've been really close to ISTP. (INTJ)
--Obviously. (INTP)
--Oh...so you don't know? Silly me,I forgot to explain. (ENFP)
--Explain what? (INTJ)
--INTP...can I? (ENFP)
--Go ahead. (INTP)
--So...I don't know how to tell you,but... (ENFP)

He took a mouthful of lemonade.

--Yea,let's skip the shit,they're having an affair. (ENFP)

Man literally spat his whole drink.

--HUH?! (INTJ)
--Yep. Remember the bet we made when we were in high-school? The one that we agreed on the fact that who lost their virginity first gets $10 from the other one. (INTP)
--No...don't tell me you- (INTJ)
--She lost her v-card to him,easy peezy lemon squeezy. (ENFP)
--Pay up,sir. (INTP)

Still shook and with lemonade dripping from his chin,he gets out the money,gives them to INTP and wipes the lemonade off.

--Me when? (ENFP)
--You've got to wait,sweetheart. (INTJ)
--I'm waiting for the day when ENFP gets fucked,it's going to be history. (INTP)
--If ISTP does anything bad to you,I'm killing that bastard,even if he's my work colleague. (INTJ)
--No need,I'll do it first. I'm an independent woman. (INTP)
--Honey,you don't have too much lemonade left. (ENFP)
--It was stale anyway. Can I take some of yours? (INTJ)

I lended him my glass and he sipped some.

--Thank you. (INTJ)
--So,what are your plans for the week,INTP? (ENFP)
--Come on,ENFP,you know I hate small talk. (INTP)
--I know,but we can't just sit in silence! (ENFP)
--Why not? (INTP)
--Why? (ENFP)
--Why do we exist? (INTP)
--Right...I've been wondering that,too. (INTJ)
--Same. (ENFP)
--Huh? (INTJ & INTP)
--Yea...it's kinda strange. What if we're into a simulation? (ENFP)