A Guy In The Analysts Club

XXV

ENFP's head was on my shoulder,sleeping.

--Time to go home I guess. (INTJ)

I wanted to get up and carry her,but her head fell on my lap.

--ENFP,get up,we need to go home. (INTJ)

I gently put my palm on her cheek so I could get her up,but her gang came and saw us. It was only the five of us.

--YOOO,ENFP IS SUCKING DI- (ESFP)

I get my fake gun out and whisper:

--Say one more word and I shoot your brains. (INTJ)

They were all with their hands in the air.

--P-put the gun down,emo guy. We won't m-make any more dirty jokes! (ENTP)
--I don't care about any joke,you can make them all day long. Wake her up and you're dead. (INTJ)
--O-ok,ok... (ESTP)

I put the gun in my pocket and get up,putting ENFP's head on the couch.

--The party is over for her,y'all continue. (INTJ)
--Awh...the gang is not complete without her. (ENTP)
--I know. Uncompleted gang this year,suffer the consequences. (INTJ)

They all lower their heads and look down with sadness.

--This isn't gonna be as fun...can't she wake up? It's only three hours. (ESTP)
--No,she cannot- (INTJ)

Then ENTP yelled loudly and didn't even let me finish:

--I HAVE BING CHILLING! (ENTP)
--BING CHILLING! WHERE?! (ENFP)

ENFP immediately wakes up and falls off the couch,then gets up.

--HOW THE FUCK DID YOU WAKE UP? (INTJ)
--I wouldn't wake up even if you told me The Purge started,but I do anything for bing chilling. NOW THERE ME WHERE IT IS,ENTP! (ENFP)

Such freaks,I thought I could finally have her for myself for a moment...not in that way of course.

--SIKE BITCH THERE IS NO BING CHILLING. (ESTP)

No one calls my ENFP a bitch.

--...no...bing...chilling? I AM KI-! (ENFP)

I went over and slapped ESTP as hard as I could.

--OWH MAN,WHAT WAS THAT FOR?! (ESTP)
--Language. No one calls ENFP a bitch on my watch. Come on ENFP,we're going home to change. (INTJ)
--How much do you work out man?! I wanna know your secret! (ESTP)

I drag ENFP out of there and when I got at the door,I say:

--I work out with my brain...and axes. (INTJ)

Then we left. On the way back home,she said:

--I NEED TO GO BACK. (ENFP)
--You aren't until you change into something more comfortable. (INTJ)
--HE DIDN'T GIVE ME MY BING CHILLING! (ENFP)
--What even is bing chilling? (INTJ)
--IT'S ICE CREAM. (ENFP)
--Ice cream in September? No. (INTJ)
--I WANT MY BING CHILLINGG! (ENFP)
--It's good to want things. (INTJ)

I also want you,ENFP. If I can't get you,why should you get the bing chilling?

--Ugh,at least I wanna go back to party! (ENFP)
--Some seconds ago you were sleeping. Where did the sleepiness go? (INTJ)
--To the Backrooms. (ENFP)
--Interested in the Backrooms too? (INTJ)
--Yea! (ENFP)
--Cool. What's your favourite level? Let me guess,it's probably the True End level or the Snackrooms. (INTJ)
--Actually,it's Level Fun. (ENFP)
--Just for the party,right? (INTJ)
--Nope,the real party. The part where the Partygoers force you to eat human flesh and transform you into cake. (ENFP)
--...you're creepy. I love it. (INTJ)
--What's your favourite level? (ENFP)
--Hmm...I don't know. Everything about the Backrooms is fascinating. And creepy. Creepy is my second name. (INTJ)

We were seeing the buildings close.

--I am kinda c-cold. (ENFP)
--Then freeze and turn into an ice statue. (INTJ)

I say with the most serious look as I stare at her. Then I take off my jacket and put it on her. She smiles at me.

--I didn't expect that from you to be honest. (ENFP)
--You can't freeze in the way,right? (INTJ)
--Yea,sure. (ENFP)

We arrived in front of The Diplomats'.

--Ok,now go take a shower,change your clothes and go to sleep. You were active enough. (INTJ)
--Was I a good partner? (ENFP)
--You were the best. (INTJ)

I take her hand and place a kiss on it while looking into her eyes. ENFP blushed and I don't know why.

--You gentleman! I would've never knew you could be like this. (ENFP)
--I never knew that you wouldn't step on my foot,but you were quite a lady too. (INTJ)
--See you tomorrow! (ENFP)

She went in. I have acheived my dream to dance with her. I will get the kiss later...hopefully. I went home and got into my pajamas...I know,I don't always sleep with my suit on. I get in my bed...even though I knew I would think about ENFP all the time.

~ENFP's POV~

I undressed,got my pajamas on and thought about this night. My friends...they were going to be alone. There is no fun without ENFP. I won't let some sleep ruin the whole thing! I went into my fridge and got a can of Coke. I drank some and I felt the usual energy coursing through my body again. Woah baby I am ready to party! Let's see...I have my glittery party dress,but I don't wanna wear heels...wait I have another pair of shoes. I got dressed up and spray some perfume on. Let's prepare my bag. I got some clothes to change if I get uncomfortable,phone,perfume,confetti,a microphone and a lighter. Maybe ENTP had some cigarettes. For the microphone...I can say I also like to sing. I have a band with my gang,but I am the drummer. We don't have "concerts" too often. So,because I like singing,I sneak in our studio at night once a week. I take my keys,get out and lock my door. Tonight was going to be crazy!
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