A Guy In The Analysts Club

XXVIII

~ENFP's POV~

I felt all of my bones go weak,and my stomach...the feeling was horrible.

--Guys,I am going to the bathroom. (ENFP)
--You want to hook up? (ESFP)
--No...my insides are feeling like hell. (ENFP)
--Which insides? (ESFP)

She laughs as I literally wanted to die. I go to the bathroom with my last powers,find a toilet and throw up in it. Seems like,once again,INTJ's words came true. He's always right. After a couple of minutes I finish and flush the toilet. My feet hurt so bad,fuck the footwear. I take them off and wanted to leave,but I couldn't get up. What if I just...?

~INTJ's POV~

I went up to the bastard who called ENFP a bitch before,can't remeber his name.

--Have you seen ENFP? (INTJ)
--You're finally feeling horny? (ESTP)
--I want to know where she is,none of your business. (INTJ)
--If you wanna hook up with her that bad,she went to the bathroom. I thought you were already there. (ESFP)

I left without saying anything. ENFP surely vomited or something. When I arrived there,I didn't see anyone. So I decided to knock on the cabins. First one:no answer. Second one:breathing. Found her.

--ENFP? (INTJ)

No answer.

--ENFP! (INTJ)

Still nothing.

--ENFP,come on,let's go home. (INTJ)

I softened my voice and spoke. Still,no answer.

--ENFP,just tell me if I can come in. (INTJ)

I looked down and saw her barefoot slipping outside. Was she...asleep? I think she was. I open the door and see ENFP,sleeping on the floor,completly wasted.

--Wake up,dear. (INTJ)

She didn't.

--Guess we have to do it the hard way. (INTJ)

I lift her up and carry her on my shoulder. The party was over and no one could change that. No bing chilling or anything. I took her shoes,bag and got out of there. While I went to the exit,ENTP saw me.

--YOOO THEY'RE GONNA TAKE IT TO THE NEXT LEVEL! (ENTP)
--We're expecting twins! (ESFP)
--Reduce your expectations to zero. (INTJ)

And I left,nothing interruped us anymore. After 10 minutes we were at her door. I got her spare keys I kept and unlocked the door,entering and placing her on the bed. She rolls and makes herself comfortable. I take her phone and text one of her female friends:

"Please come to ENFP's apartment. There's a pair of pajamas. I think you've seen her body before,so please dress her in them. Cash is on the desk."

After I sent that I went to the bathroom,so no one would see that I am here.

~After 5 minutes~

I hear quiet,so I get out. ENFP was in her pajamas,cash was gone,dress in the closet. I went into the bed next to ENFP and wrapped my arms around her waist.

~After 10 hours~
~ENFP's POV~

I woke up,completly forgot who and where I am,numb and like I fell from the Moon. The only thing was that I couldn't move. A strong pair of arms was holding me down. Lips could be felt on my neck and something was tickling too. And a cold breath. I remember falling asleep in a toilet,not home! Oh...was it...INTJ? Did he do something to me?

--INTJ? Where am I? (ENFP)

He then wakes up,his tired black eyes looking at me. His face was really close.

--Morning,sunshine. You're home. (INTJ)
--Home? I fell asleep in a toilet. Why do I have a headache? (ENFP)
--I bought you home. And you were drunk. Told you it wasn't going to be well. (INTJ)
--Again,I should've listened to you. (ENFP)
--Yes...do you remember anything from last night? (INTJ)
--I don't even remember my own name. (ENFP)
--Good...ENFP. (INTJ)
--I wonder how I remember yours. (ENFP)
--Am I that special for you? (INTJ)
--Yes. (ENFP)

I said that,taking his head in my hand and mess with his hair a bit,in a buddy-like way.

--Stop! (INTJ)
--Well...I'll only stop because I am hungry as fuck. (ENFP)
--Do you have anything in the fridge I could use? (INTJ)
--I don't really know. (ENFP)
--Ok then,I really should go. (INTJ)
--How was I at the party? (ENFP)

INTJ blushed slightly.

--Um...you were just well. Didn't cause any problems,didn't do any weird stuff,you were fine. (INTJ)
--Oh,didn't I do any fun things? (ENFP)

Just then I get a notification from ESTP. It was a TikTok where we did a dance.

--Ohhh we did fun things! I'm proud of myself. (ENFP)
--You should be. (INTJ)

He got out of the bed and put on his shoes.

--By the way,I am starting to enjoy these sleepovers more and more. (INTJ)
--If you want to,my door is sometimes unlocked! And since you probably mastered the skill of sneaking into my apartment,it won't be a problem for you. Just...don't do weird things. At least in my sleep. I noticed you were in a weird position earlier and I thought you kissed my neck or something. Crazy,right? 'Cause,you know,you won't do that. (ENFP)

~INTJ's POV~

Who said I wouldn't? Who said I didn't?

--Yes...yes,I wouldn't. You're safe with me. (INTJ)
--I know I can count on ya'! (ENFP)

She puts her hand on my shoulder. I just hope her friends don't send her any video or photo. Especially that one photo ISTJ sent me.
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--words:930.

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