A Guy In The Analysts Club

XV

I was in front of my door and ENFJ tried to talk to me again.

--ENFP- (ENFJ)
--I am sorry,but I have stuff to do. (ENFP)
--But- (ENFJ)
--I can't. (ENFP)
--Just listen for a minute! (ENFJ)

~INTJ's POV~

Of course I know everything,I have studied ENFP like a school subject. I would've liked ENFP gently stroking my cheek more,but the slap was acceptable too. I am gonna spy on her a bit now. Oh wait,no,she is showering. I might be a stalker but I am not a pervert.

~ENFP's POV~

--Ok,fine,what is it? (ENFP)
--It's better if you come inside. (ENFJ)
--Bro,listen,imma take a shower first because I am already coughing a bit. I don't know how INTJ is always right. Then we'll talk. (ENFP)
--It's exactly about INTJ! (ENFJ)
--Ok,now you caught my attention. (ENFP)
--Why? (ENFJ)
--Well...I have to tell you something but after I shower,so byee! (ENFP)
--No,not again! (ENFJ)

I quickly go inside and undress. And I think. If INTJ snuck into my apartment once,could've he snuck...multiple times? Was it possible for him to be in my apartment right now? Ugh,I gotta whoosh those thoughts away.

~INTJ's POV~

Now let's see what that little camera in the hallway filmed for me. I play the recording on the laptop which was connected at it. I see ENFJ aproaching my beloved ENFP,again.

--ENFP- (ENFJ)
--I am sorry,but I have stuff to do. (ENFP)

She replies,in a hurry.

--But- (ENFJ)
--I can't. (ENFP)
--Just listen for a minute! (ENFJ)

Ugh,that son of a bitch! Can't he shut his fucking mouth and just let me be happy?!

--Ok,fine,what is it? (ENFP)

No,no,no,WHY?

--It's better if you come inside. (ENFJ)

NO,YOU MOTHERFUCKER! I punch the desk in anger. ENFP,be a good girl and don't go in.

--Bro,listen,imma take a shower first because I am already coughing a bit. I don't know how INTJ is always right. Then we'll talk. (ENFP)

No,you won't talk. I have to come up with an excuse.

--It's exactly about INTJ! (ENFJ)
--SHUT UP! (INTJ)

I stupidly scream at the poor monitor. If it was a human,it would be traumatised.

--Ok,now you caught my attention. (ENFP)

Wait what? Does this mean...does she...suspect anything? My voice begins to shake like it never did before. If anyone tells her,I am doomed. What if she doesn't at least like me? I will be an embarrasment.

--Why? (ENFJ)
--Well...I have to tell you something about him but after I take the shower,so byee! (ENFP)

Tell him...what? I pause and sit in silence to think. Then my brain's lightbulb turns on. Oh. Oh! OH! OH YES! THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT I WANTED. SHE LIKES ME! Does she? I have high hopes she does! YES!

--No,not again! (ENFJ)

Yes,yes again! Wait,she knows me for only two days. Nevermind,she tried to get my attention multiple times when we were teens. But it was a kind of right person,wrong time back then. I was focused on my studies more. She went inside. Oh,yes ENFP,I love you!

~ENFP's POV~

After 15 minutes,I get out of the shower. Thankfully no strange presence was felt. I get into my bathrobe after my hot shower and I see that it's 6PM. I will write in the journal then scroll through TikTok until 10PM. 'Cuz why not? I had too much to do today anyway. I get a random notebook and begin to write: