A Guy In The Analysts Club

LXXI

TRIGGER WARNING:extreme mention of smut
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~ENFP's POV~

After 15 minutes I was hearing loud,feminine moans. And they were kinda attractive tho. They were followed by breathy,loud,masculine grunts.

--Uhm...INTJ? (ENFP)
--Yes,love? (INTJ)

Everyone was chitty-chatting around in the room.

--Are you hearing that,too? (ENFP)
--Hear wha- oh,yes. (INTJ)
--Oh,good,thought that it's only in my head and it's too full of sex...wait...someone is actually having sex right now. (ENFP)

We both stare in shock at eachother,us being the only ones who can hear the crazy shit happening.

--...should we go check? (ENFP)
--ENFP,as always my nosy girlfriend...let's go. (INTJ)

We leave the room on our tippy-toes. When we got out of the room,the unorthodox sounds got louder and louder. Whoever was fucking the girl did a good job. She seemed bathed in pleasure,to be honest.

--I think it's coming out of that door. (INTJ)

INTJ points to the guest room. We went there as quiet as possible. We got there and we could even hear the bed squeaking and girlie moaned like there was no tomorrow.

--Should we knock hard in the door? (ENFP)
--That's kind of immature. Let the poor people fuck,it's 2024,they got to start wild. (INTJ)
--Wait... (ENFP)

Are those...?

--Is that ESFP and ISTJ?! (ENFP)
--Wait...what if...perhaps...I think you're...right! (INTJ)
--Hold me,I'm about to fucking faint- (ENFP)

I pretended to faint and INTJ catched me.

--Didn't they go home?! (INTJ)
--They really had to do it in the guest room... (ENFP)
--The biggest shock I am experiencing is that ISTJ knows how to fuck a woman. (INTJ)
--At least he isn't bitchless...wanna join 'em? (ENFP)
--Not now,ENFP,not in the mood. (INTJ)
--Awh. (ENFP)

The moans got louder and louder. Now I clearly knew it was ESFP. She was begging and moaning. If I'd be a guy,I would fuck her,honestly. She moans good.

--Shit's gettin' wild there,I see. (ENFP)

ISTJ moans even louder and ESFP's whimpers could be heard all over the room.

--What if we catch them while he's inside of her? (ENFP)
--No,what if you were in that stage? (INTJ)
--But I'm not. (ENFP)
--But you'll be. (INTJ)
--But- WH- (ENFP)
--Shh,let them fuck,they've been waiting for this. What if someone would barge in while I am inside of you? (INTJ)

This man never fails to make me blush.

--Keep dreaming. (ENFP)
--I dreamt for too long,I got to get to the real world. (INTJ)
--Nah,let's stay in our Universe. (ENFP)
--Uh-huh. Let them be. It's their best years. (INTJ)
--Fine... (ENFP)

We were about to leave,but I ran to the door. INTJ whisper-shouted:

--ENFP,WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! (INTJ)
--Sorry,can't help myself. (ENFP)

I was giggling uncontrollably. Suddenly I bang really hard on their door and run.

--ENFP,WHY?! Come back here! (INTJ)

He chased me round and round around the hall. Suddenly I trip onto something and I fall on the floor.

--Ouch! (ENFP)

A thing I did not expect was INTJ crouching and climbing on top of me.

--Oops...I tripped. (INTJ)