A Guy In The Analysts Club

XXXVIII

~INTJ's POV~

--Ok. Let's go there to get more snow! (ENFP)

We find ourselves in a place where it was just the two of us. Perfect.

--So,we make a little snowball then we roll it around in snow so it gets really big! (ENFP)

She made a snowball and rolled it around. When it got bigger I helped her and we got a big ball of snow.

--Ok,now we make another one,but a little bit smaller! (ENFP)

We made that too,and after a long time we made another one,even smaller. Just like my patience not to kiss her.

--Ok. Now we put them on eachother. (ENFP)

Then she teasingly raised her eyebrows at me.

--On eachother... (ENFP)
--Yes. Isn't it how a snowman is built? (INTJ)
--Yea,yea,tried to make a joke. (ENFP)
--Wasn't funny. (INTJ)

After a rough minute we succeeded to put the snowman together.

--So...this is how it's supposed to look? (INTJ)
--Nope. We need coal,a carrot,a scarf,a pot and branches! (ENFP)

Uh...what the heck is this for?

--Are we making a...carrot soup? (INTJ)
--Carrot soup?! (ENFP)

She starts laughing,amused at my reaction.

--What's so funny? I'm hungry anyway. (INTJ)
--The carrot is the nose. The coal pieces are the eyes,buttons and mouth. The scarf is going to be for the design,the pot is the hat and the branches are the hands! (ENFP)
--...do you have to get these supplies every year for this? (INTJ)
--Everytime I build a snowman! (ENFP)
--I am not wasting a pot for this! (INTJ)
--Then it can be hatless,even though it's boring. (ENFP)
--So what? I don't have a hat,does that mean I'm boring? (INTJ)
--Works of art like a snowman need hats. But you are a masterpiece,so you don't need a hat. (ENFP)

I don't need a hat,but you don't even need a shirt. Agh,I don't even want to imagine the reaction if the poor girl heard my perverted thoughts. But I can't get her off my mind.

--Can't agree with you,I'm a mess. (INTJ)
--You're not a mess yet. Imma make you a mess! (ENFP)

You already mess wi- nevermind,she threw another snowball at me.

--It's so fucking cold,stop! (INTJ)
--What? You're always cold. Your hands are cold as fuck,even your breath. Guess I am hotter. (ENFP)

Uh-huh,you are.

--This means I'm cooler than you. (INTJ)
--Never! (ENFP)

She threw herself in the snow. She then got up,full of snow.

--I am cooler now! (ENFP)
--Which means I am hotter. (INTJ)

Perhaps...?

--Yes,you know damn right you are. (ENFP)

Oh stars,I fell flat on my back in the snow hearing that.

--Wait,are you ok?! (ENFP)

She sat on the snow next to me.

--Y-yes...but now I'm cooler. (INTJ)

I say with a smirk at the end. After that,she buried her head in the snow,got it out and said:

--No,I am! (ENFP)
--Yes,you are. (INTJ)

I push her in the snow. With her mouth wide open,she got her head out.