A Guy In The Analysts Club

XLVIII

It might turn horrible. But I don't know if I should quite pe a pessimist in this situation. I will just focus on the fact that I have everything planned. I dressed up and went outside,where I will surely see ENFP. And she was there,talking to INTP. Wait...didn't they fight? I think ENFP apologised to her. But INTP was smiling,telling her something. I went to them.

--Mind if I join the chat? (INTJ)
--OH HI,I was just talking about you. (ENFP)
--Oh,really? Sweet of you. (INTJ)
--So there are another lovebi- (INTP)
--Ugh,not you also. (INTJ)
--For real. Everyone says that we're together. Why? (ENFP)
--Look at y'all. You look so good together. (INTP)
--INTP...you're strangely romantic in the past couple days. What the fuck happened?! (INTJ)
--Something...I don't want to tell it to you. ENFP can say it. (INTP)
--Ok. ENFP,mind if you come a bit with me? (INTJ)
--Sex? (INTP)
--SHUT THE FUCK UP. (INTJ)

I took ENFP and we went a little bit farther.

--I'm planning on buying some cake. Not too much. And I don't want to eat it alone. Mind if you come over? (INTJ)
--If it's cake,yes I take! Sure! (ENFP)

And that's how you approach ENFP. But I have a greater plan. We went over to the bakery and bought some tiramisu. After that,we went over to my home. Now the only important thing is for ENFP to remember 5889.

--Can we open the tiramisu now? I'm craving some so bad! (ENFP)
--Sure,dear. (INTJ)

I opened it and she started eating immediately.

--Oh...I wanted to buy some...soda too. I'm going to be right back. (INTJ)

I left the apartament for some seconds,but I took out my phone. It was connected to a video camera I had.

~ENFP's POV~

He left...this was my chance. I took one more bite and went to the bathroom. I took everything out and started putting the password. 5889. AND...it didn't work?...is it broken? I felt the usual cold breath in my neck...I fucked up.

--...why are you doing stupid things? (INTJ)
--You tricked me?! (ENFP)
--Why are you so nosy?! (INTJ)
--WHY ARE YOU SO SECRETIVE?! (ENFP)
--It's just the way I am,why can't you just fucking accept me as I am? (INTJ)
--BECAUSE WE'RE FRIENDS! (ENFP)
--STOP SHOUTING AT ME! (INTJ)
--DID YOU BRING ME HERE TO ARGUE OR WHAT?! (ENFP)
--NO,BUT YOU'RE ALWAYS SO FUCKING ANNOYING AND YOU BUTT IN MY BUSINESS EVERYTIME! (INTJ)

Huh...what did he mean? Oh...he is turning like everybody else.

--So this is how you think of me,eh?...you finally decided to express your anger out loud,eh? (ENFP)
--I JUST FUCKING CAN'T ANYMORE,GET OUT OF MY HOUSE! (INTJ)
--OH NO,MISTER,WE'RE NOT PLAYING THAT WAY! (ENFP)
--OUT OF MY FUCKING HOUSE,NOW! (INTJ)

Obviously...it had to come to an end.

--Fine...if that's what you want,that's what you get. You want to be alone,INTJ? BE ALONE! (ENFP)

~INTJ's POV~

I know I'll make her suffer for a bit,but it's for the best. It's for us.

--Finally! I honestly can't stand you anymore! (INTJ)
--OK,THEN I'M LEAVING YOUR SIDE FOR THE REST OF OUR LIVES! (ENFP)

I put my hand on my face,letting out a loud groan. ENFP slams the door,leaving. Right after she left,my annoyed groans turn into chuckles and my lips curl up into a smirk.

--For the rest of our lives,huh? I don't quite believe you,love,you're gonna be mine tomorrow. I just know how. (INTJ)

Everything is figured out,ENFP will come right back into my arms. And I know that,because she loves me. And I love her the same. Maybe a bit more.