Avengers Tower was packed.Busier than usual because of Tony Stark's idea to host a party after another successful mission.But parties weren't Y/N's speciality, considering he wasn't as confident as the other Avengers, he only felt confident when he was using his super speed or in his own element
"Y/N get over here, the great prince of Asgard has got something"Clint called Y/N over to them after he failed to start a conversation
Y/N walked over with his hands in his trouser pockets
"I can't get drunk guys, remember?"Y/N reminded them of his enchanted metabolism
"Ah but this is not a drink for mortal men"Thor informed him as he held a strong looking bottle"Aged for a thousand years, the barrels built from the wreck of a fleet"
"Yeah that's sounds like something that'll get me in trouble with Pep so I'm not gonna take any chances"Tony backed off and walked away to find his wife
"There goes playboy Stark"Clint said and pointing to the bottle"That'll probably kill me"
"That is why, only the Captain , speedy and I should have it"Thor confirmed, Y/N's eyes widening at his words while Steve took a shot
"Well, I have a snooker game to attend to"Steve said as he placed his cup down before walking over to Sam at the table
"The offer will still stand"Thor said as Y/N remained conspicuous of drinking the alcohol
Before he could reply or give into his temptation his girlfriend appeared
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"Hey babe"Kate Bishop greeted, giving Y/N a kiss on the cheek which always managed to give him a smile"What'd you got there Thor?"
"A drink that mortals shouldn't have"Thor replied before walking off
"You don't want to know"Y/N said as he held her hand
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The party continued for another hour, Kate had left Y/N's side as they were dragged off by separate friends
"Come back to daddy"Tony said as he almost hit the ball into a hole with his cue
"You do not stand a chance against me Stark"Thor challenged
"Bring it on PointBreak"Tony countered as he took a swig of his beer while Thor aimed his shot, only to sent the cue stick through the fabric
"It was my turn next"Y/N groaned as he drank the Coca Cola he had been given, only noticing the unfamiliar taste after drinking the entire glass
"Aye, so how was the beverage?"Thor asked, making Y/N realise
"Thor there's something called consent"Tony told him
"Nonsense, the boy is fine"Thor put a hand on Y/N's shoulder as he shook his head and blinked rapidly before snatching the bottle from the Thor and leaving
"You know, if something happens to him Kate will kill you"Tony warned Thor
"He should be fine"Thor reassured
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"I'm the Flash!"Y/N yelled from the bar as other party members stood with him"Woo!"
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"Can somebody explain why my boyfriend is acting like that?"Kate asked as she pointed over to the bar where Y/N was, his presentable suit was now missing his jacket, his buttoned shirt was unbuttoned near the top and ruffled
"Perhaps he is excited"Thor tried to excuse as he sat on a sofa
"Yeah Thor's done something"Natasha deduced
"It's a good thing he doesn't have a secret identity"Rhodey said"Or else this would be a problem"gesturing to how Y/N zoomed off
"Found this lying around"Bucky stated as he handed the bottle to Thor
"He devoured the entire bottle"Thor said, shocked
"He's having a mental breakdown"Bruce added as Steve guided Y/N over to the sofas as he cried and had sauce around his mouth
"What's wrong babe?"Kate asked as he sat down next to her
"Nothing I just"Y/N sniffled"I love chicken wings so much"
Suddenly, Y/N left using his super speed before returning in a less messy state
"You are the most beautiful person I've ever seen"Y/N said as he leaned over to Kate"Wanna go out some time?"
"We're already dating Y/N"Kate laughed
"Aside from being sexy what do you do for a living"Y/N said a cheesy pick up line"And can I be one of the things you do?"
"Okay Y/N, I think that's enough for tonight"Clint advised, still not used to his protege being with him
"I wanna die from being addicted to you"Y/N hummed as he began to pepper kisses on Kate's cheek, causing her laugh more
"Save it for the bedroom"Sam Wilson commented
"I'm expendable"Y/N countered
"See, it worked out well"Thor said to an unconvinced original Avengers members
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Thor walked out of his bedroom in the middle of the night, needing a snack or an entire buffet.He scratched his head as he walked into the kitchen, noticing the light was already on and then noticing three people in it.
"Great job Thor"Tony congratulated as he sat on the kitchen counter, Steve was patting Y/N's back as he vomited into the sink
"I'm gonna kill you Thor"Y/N tried to yell but didn't have the strength
"I believe Asgard is in need of me"Thor said before rushing out
