The Sea To His Love ~~// Glad You Came - Kisame X Self Insert Reader

💧He Cries / Apologies🫂

I weakly got up using a tree as support and looked at the angry shark man.

"Kisame...I'm sorry... it was the only way. Pein has been notified of this" I spoke holding onto my stomach painfully "Everyone was except you and Itachi"

He clenched his fists "Why couldn't you just tell me that this was all planned?"

"Because then you would be prepared... and Kirigakure will not believe me that It wasn't staged between me and you. I know those guys were no match for you and I emptied out any important documents with Zetsu the day before when I slept over! ... Pein saw you had no missions and chose you to stay behind knowing I won't hurt you... it hurts me to know that Pein trusts me blindly...more than you do... why would I hurt someone I love?.... I thought I made things clear before... you were my first crush and my first kiss...and you make my brain turns to jelly when you smile and talk. I'm sorry for being so wild....my life is forced to be this way"

His eyes softened hearing those words and passed his hand through his hair "You are such a mess Joselyn... I'm ecstatic when I'm with you and other times I'm just so disappointed... can you really expect a man like me to have blind trust in you after everything... I'm a shinobi! a killing machine! I need to stay on guard almost always! You really think I can blindly trust you?"

I looked down "I am those things too...I killed my comrades too!...but why can I blindly trust you and you can't return my feelings?"

"I don't know!! I was never built to trust someone!! I killed my own kind!!...I am not a person you should let your guard down around... I am not a good person. I am not a safe one... heck! I bit you in my sleep!! what more proof do you need!!" he felt tears in his eyes and covered his face with his hands

I smiled then began to chuckle and that made him frown and look up at you "What is so funny?!"

I giggled "You dumb fish... you bit me in your sleep but I never felt anything" I stopped to laugh "Haha I can't believe someone dug their teeth into my flesh and I continued to have the nicest dreams in my life...all of that because I was sleeping next to you...haha some heavy sleeper I am... more like out cold...I don't think we can worry about that too much"

He started at me then began to laugh with. He wiped his tears away and got close to me "I have never seen someone sleep as deep as you"

I smiled and opened my arms widely "Do you forgive me Kisa?"

He nodded and hugged me tight "I forgive you brat"

I hugged him tighter "That's funny...that's exactly what Zabuza said" I joked making him burst out laughing again.

He looked into my eyes and cupped my cheeks "Sorry for punching you ...are you alright?"

I looked down sadly shaking my head "I will never have children because of you"

He gave a worried look then saw me trying not to laugh and frowned "That is not funny Joselyn! I thought I really hurt you!"

I smiled going on my tip toes to reach his lips. He felt my struggle and leaned down to place his lips on mine kissing me softly. I wrapped my arms behind his neck to kiss him more but failed. He chuckled and held my hips with his big hands "Jump"

I jumped and he carried me up with my legs wrapped around his waist then I slammed my lips into his kissing him passionately. There I go again picking the man up once more after dropping him off an emotional cliff of pain and suffering.

I pulled away blushing as he held me close to his body "I just realized....you seem to be fond of Zabuza almost too much"

I laughed "Why ask that now? You a jellyfish?"

He chuckled "Maybe"

"Zabuza gave me a place to stay before rebelling against Yagura. He respected the first Misukage for creating the seven swords, so he took me in for a while as a thank you to my great grandfather...I still see him every once in a while, and let him off the hook when he gets in trouble... He used to trash talk you all the time "

Kisame gave an annoyed smirk "I ought to slice that man to shreds"

I smiled and kissed his nose "So....are you going to buy me lunch? I'm starving and the Kirigakure shinobi should've discovered the secret hatch by now"

"Why the hell would I buy *you* lunch? I was the one who almost died"

"You should because I have the new coordinates to the new hideout, and I won't give them to you if you don't feed me" I pouted

"The hell have I gotten myself into" he mumbled to himself putting me down giving me another soft peck.

Itachi dropped from a nearby tree and smiled "I could eat as well... I know this good barbeque place, a village from here"

I smiled brightly holding Itachi's arm "YAAS!! Let's get stuffed and shit drunk!!!"

"NO! You are too young for that! No drinking for you" Kisame scolded you

"I AM OF LEGAL AGE! If I wasn't we wouldn't be dating" I frowned

He smirked "Having a young girlfriend is weird...you and Itachi are too close of age even...I feel ancient"

"Well hurry it up grandpa me and itachi ain't getting any younger" I said making the Uchiha laugh and started walking leaving the shark man behind.

<Tough luck...but she is still cute>