THE SAME

STAGE SIX - CHALLENGE

-HANEUL-
"What should I do with this child Samirah?" My mom angrily semi-yelled giving me stern looks through the rear view mirror.

Should she really be driving and talking this loudly? Personally I wouldn't.

When my mum is angry, it almost makes me laugh because, how could you take seriously a mad gerbil. Sometimes dad and I laugh behind her back at how she is not scary at all.

Only the twins fall for her acting like she's going to make something shake but then again, they're only three.

Only Sera and Suni fall for things like that.

"I told you that buying him that BMW when he was freshly sixteen was the silliest thing you could do, now look at him. Girl I told you so."

Sometimes auntie Samirah is a big hater.

I thought we were in the same team when we both came together to persuade mom to gift her an all-inclusive holiday to Bora Bora on her birthday.

But I see the switch up.

Sure I said I wasn't gonna get in trouble if I got the BMW but I didn't say for how long - it was a temporary deal. I'm nineteen now, I'm thinking that I should be upgrading car right about now anyways.

"What does the the BMW have-"

"You better not be moving your mouth to answer your aunt back Haneul- girl hold on let me get him together."

...

"Mom, ok, I'm sorry-"

"Twenty one and you still want to fight Haneul?! Why am I on first name basis with the principal? You would've thought that bald headed scallywag is my headmaster!"

They tried me first. They mocked slit eyes and then started talking in a stereotypical Asian voice... how could I let disrespect ever slide?

Plus, it's not my fault their girls want to be on my dick.

Yeah, cause I'm a trendy nig-

"Haneul! Are you listening to me or that boy knocked the last Mario coins out of that struggle 4c?"

"Mom ain't nothing struggling over here," I defended my curls, "this is the shi-"

"Oh, you don't wanna finish that sentence before I knock your head so hard, you lose the Mario and Luigi coins."

"I don't know why you think I lost mom, I have them thangs on me. You know dad had me learning taekwondo, don't play with me - my hands and feet lethal mom."

"Unless you wanna end up in J-A-I-L-AAA, you're gonna keep your hands and feet to yourself. What if someone practises Ju-jitsu and decides to choke your skinny neck?"

Before or after I drop kick them? Because... mortal kombat hoe.

"I know, I'm not gonna do it again-"

"No you're not because your dad and I are gonna take measures this time."

"Mum-"

"Go to your room until I call you and have those car keys and the PS5 cables on my dresser before I decide to put a curfew on your ass."
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Chapter one of this gem for the rest ✨ on my list of published books💕