My Angel~Courtney x fem! Reader

The Pauline Phoenix experience part three

As you chased Norma through Jurassic Park, you grabbed Courtney and pugsley and made a run for it before they could get cooked.
You then swam after everyone on speed boats after being left behind. 💀
Then you had to zoomed across the moon and ended up in a gym.
"Great job everyone! Now reach for the stars!" Pauline said as she began doing jumping jacks.
"This is doing amazing things for my core." Courtney grinned. "Glad you're having fun! But could you maybe TRY to help us?" Barney glared. "This is human business, mushy stuff. I'm keeping my distance." She said casually.
"I'm hearing a lot of can't out there, but not a lot of can can can!" Pauline said.
"Norma, why don't you wanna come back?" You asked.
"Because if we go back... everything will be different. She'll be different!" She squeezed her eyes shut. "Pauline? But the real Pauline is out there. We have to stop her."
Norma suddenly got up and jumped through a mirror and you and your brother jumped after her.
You fell through a whole world of Pauline Phoenix content, then landed on a muddy road.
"What? Here again?" Barney said as you both walked into the mansion. Norma standing there, staring out the window.
"Norma-" "save it Barney." She walked away.
"Norma... we need to go." You sighed.
"You go. I'm staying here." She responded. "But... none of this is real." Barney stated. "So what? Look at me guys! I'm Patience Bonaparte! The lady of dead end! I can stay here forever with MY Pauline. Not that... thing from the museum!" She shivered."I can be whoever she needs me to be."
"... Yknow, it's pretty cool to see the mansion like this. In its original glory. I used it as my hiding place too. But it doesn't work. In the end, you can't hide from your demons."
"Ha! I don't care if you hide from me. I see enough of your dumb face already." Courtney laughed. "Not now, Courtney." Barney said through gritted teeth. "Ugh! Not now, Courtney." She mocked and you snapped at her. "Courtney for once in your life just shut up for five seconds!" You yelled and immediately regretted it. She had this hurt look on her face, that turned to a frown as she pouted. Barney continued.
"You can stay here, and be all these different people, or you can come back and be Norma Khan! I don't know anyone else who's defeated a fear demon or... rewrote the park's guide book from scratch." He said. "Well, it was a bit uninspired. And the Russia translation was really lacking." She muttered. "Exactly! Not even Pauline has done those things! So how 'bout it Norma?" You smiled and Barney held out his hand, and she hesitantly took it. You put your hand on top of hers and Pugsley smiled as he put his paw on your hand.
"Before we go, there's one more thing I need to see." She said as the old commercial flashed on the wall. "By the way, you were amazing as Patience Bonaparte." Barney complimented. "I'm glad you noticed." She smiled as you all stepped in.

"This is bogus, Pauline. Why hire a stunt woman when you can do your own stunts?" A girl asked. "I hardly consider sitting on a swing a stunt, Barbara." Pauline scoffed. "It's Barborah. And I'm just worried about you. Every time you do your own stunts, something goes wrong. I'm just saying that cuz I'm worried about you and... you're not as young as you used to be." Barborah said. "Oh, is that so? Then why am I still getting all these leading lady roles, hm?" Pauline smirked. "This a commercial for an insurance ad..." "Excuse me?! I'll have you know that this is a commercial for the most trendiest and hip insurance option on the market! I can do this myself!" Pauline yelled. "Fine! It's your funeral!" Barborah yelled back as she stormed off.
"This world is lame. Let's go back to the morgue!" Courtney complained and no one listened.
As they started filming, Pauline began rambling on about the insurance company.
"Because no one lives forever. Not even stars- AHHHH!" She screamed as she fell off the side of the cliff.
Everyone ran over to see if she was ok.
"Oh my god!"
"Pauline!"
"Is she ok?"
"Holy shit."
Courtney teleported by the camera man, knocking the camera out of his hands. "Hey!" He yelled as it fell down the cliff.
"Pauline!" Barborah yelled as she jumped off the cliff to see if she was ok.
She began sobbing, as she looked down at her dead friend. Suddenly, a green light shot from Pauline and into Barborah. Her eyes glowed a bright white and she walked over to put her wig on. She picked up the camera, staring at her brand new reflection.
"Not bad. Shame about the teeth." She muttered. "Pauline, dear! Are you okay?!" A woman yelled. "I'm fine! Just a scratch!" Pauline smiled before glaring down at the camera.
"No one will ever see this Ṫ̵̞Ä̵̮̋̕P̵̧̟̜̱̘̠͆̇̔͋͝E̵̲͈͖̦̅." She began crushing the camera and you all flew out of the tv, and back into the museum.
"We just saw Pauline die. Like, really die." Pugsley said. "And based on that "radical ad soundtrack" like thirty years ago!" Barney said. "Ok, so based on evidence and all possible theories I formed in my brain throughout that commercial, after Pauline was done with Barborah, she kept possessing more and more look alikes, keeping her career alive... kinda like William Afton!" Your eyes widened. "And Jennifer was her latest victim!" "But now that Jennifer is free, Pauline needs a new body." Barney concluded.
"Hey, Norma! Pauline is way cooler than I thought! I get why you're so obsessed with her now! Maybe I'll join the fan club." Courtney grinned. "She's been using her fans. Lying to us all." Norma weeped. "Yeah, like I said, cool right?" "Courtney, shut the hell up." You said as you walked over to comfort Norma. "What?" "This isn't a joke, Courtney." Barney glared. "I'm not joking! It's a clever plan! Using human's stupidity and trust against them, her idiot fans lapping up every word." Courtney laughed.
Barney ran over to help you comfort Norma and pugsley started barking at her.
"Woah, woah! Hey little buddy! I'm just joking!" She laughed, backing up. "A human is upset! So you need to back! Off!" He yelled and ran over to see if Norma was ok.
"A human? Oh, right. Cuz you still see me as less than you, don't you? I didn't know this was a secret human only club!" She yelled. "Humans and dogs." Pugsley glared. "You keep your distance with mushy human stuff, we don't need you right now." Barney said. "Oh, when do you ever need me? Fine. I'm outta here." She started to leave, but stopped. "Don't try to stop me!" "We're not."
She looked down guiltily. "Well, that's fine by me. You guys are exhausting with all your dumb emotions and friendships. You almost tricked me into feeling all that soppy stuff too, but Yknow what? It didn't work! It didn't work." (Did anyone else deadass cry during this scene)
The tone in her voice broke your heart, and you felt really guilty. You knew how she felt. They wanted her to feel bad for being herself. Not that that's an excuse for everything she just said to Norma.
"Guys, it's no excuse for what she did, but try to cut her some slack, would ya? You should always explain to someone who doesn't understand what they're doing wrong, instead of just getting mad." You said. "Well, like you said, it's no excuse." Barney said and you looked away.
"No. She's right. I'm just another idiot fan." Norma wiped her eyes and looked up at a poster. "We have to stop her, before she possesses someone else."  Suddenly, someone burst through the door. "Hey, it's them, the traitors!" Someone yelled.

Long story short-

"Banned for life?! She turned the whole park against us!" Norma yelled as you all stood outside the park gates.

Courtney's pov
"Stupid humans and their stupid problems! It's not my fault she was obsessed with that-" I was rudely interrupted by something appearing in my bedroom. "Wha- Pauline?" I said, confused.
"Tough day, pudding?" "Why are you here? Talking to me?" I asked.
"Ha! You see, I seem to have misplaced my last body. Jennifer? Lovely girl, but she didn't quite have the staying power." She said. What a stupid reason to interrupt me from my rant.
"Well good for you. But if you don't mind, I was brooding." I glared. "And I know why. Those meddling brats don't appreciate you." (Fuck u Pauline🖕🏾)
"Yeah. I even thought y/n might like... me. But I guess not!" I could feel my face heating up in that weird way it does. I don't know a lot about human emotions, but I think this is how you feel when you're romantically attracted to someone? I'm still tryna figure that out.
"Well I do. I'm your biggest fan. The way you sealed that demon king in that little doggy, oh! Why thats talent, red. I've been watching you for awhile and I think there's a way we can help each other out." Pauline grinned. Gimme a break.
"Please. What could you possibly offer me in return?" I questioned. "I don't know. Maybe a little trip on the elevator." She smirked and my eyes widened.
"You could do that?! You could send me home?" I smiled hopefully. "Cmon! This is Phoenix Parks, sweetie. Who do you think installed the darn thing?" She laughed and I thought for a moment before doing my signature evil smile. (I LOVE it when she does that 😩)
"It's a deal."